Don''t be THIS girl....

[trillionaire]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

 

[jcarlylew]

oooooh my. this is almost better than real housewives of atl!!

 

[jcarlylew]

i will say though, while on vacation, i was trying to reach my then boyf and he was NOT returning ANY of my calls, emails, etc. I was pretty pissed. i was more pissed when i found out he was in jail. LOL.

 

[monarch64]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great, thanks Trill!!!

 

[vip0802]

wow! that was great trill...thanks for sharing!

 

[Bia]

ahahahahahahahahaha this was too damn funny. I love how she writes "OPEN FIRST! DO NOT READ OTHER EMAILS!" like he''s not going to read them.

Wow...

What I want to know is, how does your man leave for Europe for two weeks and you don''t even know? ''Not a great listener'' is a severe understatement!

That soundtrack was hot too. I was bumping my head the whole time. Thanks Tril!

 

[princesss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Okay, I''d be annoyed if I tried to e-mail/call my BF for 2 weeks and didn''t hear from him. But I''m pretty sure I''d know he was ON VACATION.

I''m seriously cracking up about this. I don''t know if that''s terrible or just exactly the right response.

 

[Dannielle]

Oh, That is the best!

 

[chiquitapet]

Awesome!

 

[tyty333]

Good for him for splitting up with her

! Who wants to be with someone who is so self-absorbed that they
dont even know when you are leaving on a big trip for two weeks (and couldnt even figure it out after he didnt
respond to her after a few days!) She deserves someone like herself!

 

[LaurenThePartier]

The drunk email was the best part of the whole serious. I felt like I was reading a lolcats posting.

 

[princesss]

Date: 8/13/2009 10:13:27 AM
Author: LaurenThePartier
The drunk email was the best part of the whole serious. I felt like I was reading a lolcats posting.

True! Though I did enjoy "To deny this is to deny your very soul."

 

[Clairitek]

Date: 8/13/2009 10:13:27 AM
Author: LaurenThePartier
The drunk email was the best part of the whole serious. I felt like I was reading a lolcats posting.

Me too!

That girl was a piece of work!

 

[Tuckins1]

Holy smokes!

 

[misskitty]

Oh wow. I have tears running down the side of my face from laughing at that. I would feel bad for her, if he hadn''t told her he was going to Europe, but now I''m just cracking up. Nice find!

 

[ckrickett]

Woah.

 

[PrincessDijon]

Oh boy!

 

[Indylady]

Trill, I think that was the hardest I''ve laughed all day!!!

 

[iheartscience]

Hahaha WOW. That was funny but kind of sad...and INSANE that she didn''t pay attention when he said he was going to Europe!

 

[trishy]

THIS WAS AWESOME!!!! gave me a good chuckle

 

[ckrickett]

Date: 8/13/2009 9:50:33 PM
Author: PrincessDijon
Oh boy!

OOOFFFFF topic but princess dijion you have 1337 total posts!!!
(I''m such a nerd)

 

[Tuckins1]

Date: 8/12/2009 9:18:34 PM
Author: Bia
ahahahahahahahahaha this was too damn funny. I love how she writes ''OPEN FIRST! DO NOT READ OTHER EMAILS!'' like he''s not going to read them.

Wow...


What I want to know is, how does your man leave for Europe for two weeks and you don''t even know? ''Not a great listener'' is a severe understatement!


That soundtrack was hot too. I was bumping my head the whole time. Thanks Tril!

FYI- That song was the theme song from the movie Snatch. I love it!! (The movie AND the song

)

 

[jitterymo]

I have two words

tee - hee...

ok and some more words...
I''m glad that wasn''t me...

 

[Luckyeshe]

That was INSANE!!!

My jaw was hanging about 1/4 in...oh my oh my. Thanks, Trill! You made my day!!

 

[allycat0303]

Loved it. Especially the last email. You could just hear her frustration mounting and then the *oh my gosh moment*. Still I don''t know how self absorbed you would be to not understand that your boyfriend was leaving on vacation (especially if it was your *soulmate*). Although what kind of soul-mate boyfriend goes to Europe and doesn''t check his email even once, to send his girlfriend a little message saying, "miss you, I''m still alive?"

 

[princesss]

Date: 8/16/2009 10:20:23 AM
Author: allycat0303
Loved it. Especially the last email. You could just hear her frustration mounting and then the *oh my gosh moment*. Still I don''t know how self absorbed you would be to not understand that your boyfriend was leaving on vacation (especially if it was your *soulmate*). Although what kind of soul-mate boyfriend goes to Europe and doesn''t check his email even once, to send his girlfriend a little message saying, ''miss you, I''m still alive?''

Lol, mine would! I would rather he have a great time and not worry about calling/e-mailing me, and he knows it. 2 weeks isn''t really that long. If it was 6 weeks I''d be a bit annoyed...

 

[Nomsdeplume]

Bahahahahahahah!!!!
That was freakin hilarious!!