does your hubby/bf talk in his sleep?

[Dancing Fire]

 

[Sakuracherry]

My husband was ordering a sandwich in his dream one night. I couldn't stop laughing! He loves eating more than any other activity.

 

[sonnyjane]

Occasionally. Most of the time I can't make out what exactly he's saying. Once, however, he was very clearly playing a game of football, calling out plays lol.

 

[madelise]

I'm too knocked out when I sleep to notice if he does ANYTHING when he sleeps. From what he says, I'm the one mumbling, whining and snoring! He's lying.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

OH MY GOD! THIS IS MY THREAD! He is the craziest person ever when he sleeps!!!

 

[kenny]

My SO plays pool.

 

[athenaworth]

I love this topic. My DH laughs - a lot - in his sleep. He's the funniest guy he knows.

 

[amc80]

My DH gets frisky in his sleep. And just when I'm awake and interested. He rolls over and is back in a deep sleep. He never has any recollection of it.

 

[texaskj]

Lots of moaning when he's having nightmares. In the last one, I was a werewolf, biting the back of his head. I swear I'm not making this up. What would Freud have to say?
Second husband dreamed he was a dolphin once. He would grind his teeth sometimes, sending me running for the couch. I can't handle that sound.

 

[yssie]

My DH gets frisky in his sleep. And just when I'm awake and interested. He rolls over and is back in a deep sleep. He never has any recollection of it.

I laughed out loud - sorry amc, couldn't help it!


Apparently I'm the talker - when I woke up yesterday I remembered the first bit of my dream, which involved cleaning windows upstairs, but I couldn't remember anything else. DH kindly filled me in - apparently I decided that the colour of the trim was all wrong and wanted to discuss whether an orange-red or pink-red would be better. The funny part (to me!) is that he stayed up listening to this obviously enthralling monologue...

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

So DH talks, eats, and sleepwalks in his sleep. He also does some Karate.

Talking:
In the early stages of our marriage, before I knew that he was sleep talking, we got in a HUGE fight because he woke me up yelling profanities in my face. Then he told me that he couldn't bare to look at me because of what I did and told me to go sleep in the living room. After some more yelling, I went to sleep in the living room. In the morning, he woke me up and asked me why I wasn't sleeping in bed. I told him about the fight we had and he remembered nothing. That he wasn't mad at me at all. IT DROVE ME CRAZY.

Most of the time he yells WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! until I'm awake and then goes back to sleep.

Eating:
I have posted this before in a thread but I shall rehash it. I woke up one morning with the kitchen disarray. There was a dry bowl of raisin bran with a full jug of milk next to it, now warm, sitting on the counter. We had just bought one of those huge Costco pumpkin pies that day. It had been torn open, and all that was left was the pan and a fork. Maybe some bits of crust. He had eaten the WHOLE pie. When I woke him up to show him, he was convinced that it was ME that did it! He never believed me until I finally got the chance to videotape him eating cookies with his eyes closed rocking back and forth on his legs. It's actually kind of scary looking...

Walking:
I haven't encountered DH sleepwalking yet. But MIL told me when DH was younger, she had to have DH's big brother follow him on a bicycle in the middle of the night because DH has decided to go for a night bicycle ride. DH's brother safely coaxed him back home.

Karate:
DH will "wake" up, and say "HYAH!!!" and do some Karate chops in the air.

Common quotes:
"Yea, Facebook that."
"You gonna eat that?"
"Do it, man. Just do it." "
"It's so easy"
"This tastes good"
There's many more I just can't remember...

I live with a crazy person. No, sorry, SLEEP with a crazy person.

Edited for spelling

 

[kenny]

BBC happens to have an article about weird stuff people do in their sleep.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20340562

Text
Drive a car
Fix a clock
Eat
Choke
Walk
Cook
Have sex
Rape
Stop breathing
Hear/imagine incredibly loud noise
See/imagine bright flashes of light

 

[hawaiianorangetree]

My husband sleep talks all the time!

This is probably one of the weirdest things he has said...
"Give me some love, you should be performing for my love! Not on a seahorse at seaworld or whatever!!"

He sleepwalks too but that's a whole other thread.

 

[rosetta]

YayTacori I'm really sorry but I've just LOLd at your hubby's nightly shenanigans!

Mine has recently taken up running and now runs in his sleep. I mean whilst still lying in bed.

 

[Missy]

haha- love everyone's stories!

Rosetta- my kitty does that! Wouldn't it be great if we could actually work out while we sleep...think of all the time we would save not to mention getting it over with.

Yaytacori- LOL! You should get 20/20 to interview you guys!

Yssie- I am also the one that talks in my sleep (not very often though- about once/month according to my dh). However my dh says it is mainly gibberish. Oh well, not much different than my waking life right?

HOT-maybe the beginning of an original song? You never know- it might just be something great!

Athenaworth- LOL I can relate to your dh. I am the funniest person I know and laugh in my sleep as well.
amc- haha, too funny!

Kenny- when you play pool with your SO in waking life does he have the advantage since he practices in his sleep? He may be onto something there!

I'm just glad I do not sleep eat. Sakuracherry, at least he just orders food and doesn't actually eat it in his sleep! That would suck.

DF- how about you? Fess up!!

 

[Tuckins1]

DH sleepwalks/ talks sometimes. Mostly he springs out of bed and thinks that someone is trying to break in, so he holds the bedroom door shut... His brother, on the other hand, sleep talks, explores the house, and has even woken up with a gun in his hands, patrolling the kitchen! The gun was in a safe that has a double lock!!

 

[justginger]

Neither of us sleeptalk very much, but when we do it's always really strange. The last time he said something about getting the hippopotami across the road before the train hit them.

When I was a kid, I had a sleepover at my best friend's house - the next day we were going to 6 Flags, where there was a brand new Batman ride we were looking forward to going on. In the middle of the night she sat straight up and belted out, "Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" And then laid back down, still asleep.

 

[qtiekiki]

No, but I talk a lot in my sleep. DH used to think that I was awake and having convo with him when we were dating. Then he realized that I was sleep talking, and stopped talking to me when I sleep talked.

 

[daintyG]

HAHAHA!! YayTacori, the things your husband says in his sleep are hysterical! Especially him saying "Yea, facebook that." and "What" until you wake up.

 

[daintyG]

Neither of us talk in our sleep, but I am the weirdo. Every several weeks, I will have a dream or see a shadow, jerk my body up, and gasp loudly. Then I lay back down. It always wakes my DH up and he is always annoyed. About twice a year, my dreams are more vivid, and I will actually yell or scream. That always makes me wake up.

Once I had such a vivid dream that I was being swarmed by wasps that when I woke up, I was convinced they were coming from my pillow. I was running and screaming and hid in our closet. My husband didn't know what was happening, but he was horrified.

 

[Dancing Fire]

haha- love everyone's stories!


DF- how about you? Fess up!!

wife don't talk much in her sleep but she always think she's chewing on something .

 

[OneFifty]

I'm the talker. I think my husband makes up some of the stuff he tells me to be silly. The rest, I don't know how he could have come up with it because it is so random.

YayTacori - I giggled out loud at my desk!

 

[ponder]

My DH gets frisky in his sleep. And just when I'm awake and interested. He rolls over and is back in a deep sleep. He never has any recollection of it.

My DH does this too!

 

[Haven]

No, but this lady's hubby does:
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

 

[fabulousfindk]

My SO doesn't, but he tells me I talk in my sleep. This morning he told he I was laughing hysterically in my sleep last night! I'm so glad it's me and not him, because if I woke up to him cracking up at nothing I'd be pretty creeped out

 

[madelise]

Neither of us talk in our sleep, but I am the weirdo. Every several weeks, I will have a dream or see a shadow, jerk my body up, and gasp loudly. Then I lay back down. It always wakes my DH up and he is always annoyed. About twice a year, my dreams are more vivid, and I will actually yell or scream. That always makes me wake up.

Once I had such a vivid dream that I was being swarmed by wasps that when I woke up, I was convinced they were coming from my pillow. I was running and screaming and hid in our closet. My husband didn't know what was happening, but he was horrified.

While I don't talk in my sleep, I do often wake up from dreams, still half groggy, and suffering from whatever was happening in my dream. I have woken up crying multiple times. I have called SO when he wasn't here, to yell at him for stuff I dreamt of.. and when he is here, I have woken up smacking him and crying. It's so weird. Unless I wake up from a dream, and yell at someone, or text it out, write it out, whatever.. which isn't very likely since I'm still sleepy.. I never remember my dreams. I lay down to sleep every night, and my alarm goes off ten seconds later to sunlight. It feels like this daily.

 

[diamondringlover]

no, but he does snore..however he tells me that I laugh in my sleep, I guess I kick my legs on the bed and smack the bed with my hands and heartily laugh...sure wish I could remember what ever I was dreaming about, lol

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Rosetta- I'm glad DH's shenanigans gave you a good chuckle! Your DH sounds funny running in place while in bed!

Missy- 20/20? Wow! What an honor! haha

daintyG- DH doesn't even have a Facebook. I don't think he has even visited the actual website! Thats why it was even more hilarious to hear him say "Facebook that"
Your dreams sound kinda scary tho! I do know what you are talking about when you say you see a shadow and jerk up. For me tho, my eyes are open but I can't move.

Onefifty- thanks for the giggles! I aim to please

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

My DH gets frisky in his sleep. And just when I'm awake and interested. He rolls over and is back in a deep sleep. He never has any recollection of it.

Hahaha omg! Just when you get interested!

DH does this to me too. But ahem.... finishes.... and DOESN'T remember the morning after! I feel so cheap! hahah

 

[GoldFish8]

So DH talks, eats, and sleepwalks in his sleep. He also does some Karate.
Eating:
I have posted this before in a thread but I shall rehash it. I woke up one morning with the kitchen disarray. There was a dry bowl of raisin bran with a full jug of milk next to it, now warm, sitting on the counter. We had just bought one of those huge Costco pumpkin pies that day. It had been torn open, and all that was left was the pan and a fork. Maybe some bits of crust. He had eaten the WHOLE pie. When I woke him up to show him, he was convinced that it was ME that did it! He never believed me until I finally got the chance to videotape him eating cookies with his eyes closed rocking back and forth on his legs. It's actually kind of scary looking...

OMG! This is MEEE!

This is how I found out: One time while I was in college when my room mate had to stay up really late to study for an exam she said to me as I was going to bed "see you at 3"... so as we didnt have plans the next day at 3PM I was naturally confused. I asked her what she meant and she told me that I always come down from my room promptly at 3AM to "fix a snack" ...!!!

OBVIOUSLY she was lying. But to humor her, and to find out how much of a liar my roomie was... I asked her what I made to eat on these nightly escapades of mine. She proceeds to tell me that I pull out all my vegi's and "various dipping sauces" (ranch, hummus, cream cheese, bbq sauce) and put them all on the table. Then I would make a sandwich. Sit down and eat EVERYTHING while having a conversation with whoever was awake. Put everything away. Say goodnight. And walk back to my room. WHAT. A. LIAR. NO way did I eat and carry on a convo and NOT remember it!

So a few weeks later I come downstairs one morning and find a whole bunch of bags from Right Aid on the kitchen table where we ate. I was the first person up, and super annoyed that I had to clear up my inconsiderate roomie's mess just to be able to eat breakfast! So when she came down I told her about it. She said the bags were not hers. I went over and took a peek into the bags.. In it where about 10 different current "Hair trend magazines" various hair products, and about three different types of BLACK HAIR DYE. So, still not believing her - I searched around in all the bags until I found the receipt in the bag. AHA I would show her!

Sure enough, in print were the last four digits of my credit card and a time stamp of 2:47AM! at a Right Aid that I would have had to have DRIVEN TO!

Apparently, I have a strong urge to eat and dye my hair black when I am asleep. No big deal... Oh and that "frisky" thing...yep my FI says I do this too.

GREAT. JUST GREAT.