Gypsy
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don''t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That''s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That''s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you''re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ''Thanks a lot'' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ''you''re welcome'' ... that will bring on a ''whatever'').
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Whatever: Is a woman''s way of saying Forget YOU!
(9) Don''t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ''What''s wrong?'' For the woman''s response refer to # 3.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don''t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That''s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That''s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you''re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ''Thanks a lot'' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ''you''re welcome'' ... that will bring on a ''whatever'').
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Whatever: Is a woman''s way of saying Forget YOU!(9) Don''t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ''What''s wrong?'' For the woman''s response refer to # 3.
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