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MakingTheGrade

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I just bought a blue sapphire and I'm doing some casual reading up on sapphires, and this article just had me cracking up.
http://www.collectorfinejewelry.com/buyers_guide_sapphire.htm

"A fine gem has an unmistakable sexual quality to it. This should come as no surprise. Both subjects involve a good measure of passion. But the finest gems are like the finest people. Their beauty grows with time.

Some sapphires drive you crazy the moment their azure legs slither from a stone paper, leaping onto the cocktail table and saying: “Baby, let me walk on your back with my high-healed pumps!” These have a fast rise time. But there is a difference between love and lust, the subtle versus animal desire. Each has its moments. But in lovers, as with gems, I look for staying power, those which combine the cerebral with the physical. For the physical alone is not enough.

The beauty of love is its sublime, understated nature. It offers you a glass of wine and conversation, before suggesting at the end of the evening that the two of you retire to the boudoir (just for friendship, of course). In my experience, such attraction is an emotion that develops with time. Exceptional gems grow on you. They are experts at hiding, more interesting with every listen, more exciting with each glimpse. When you gaze at their beauty for hours, days, weeks, years on end without tiring you know you have a fine gem. That, my friends, is what I call love. This takes distance, the kind that only time provides.

So the next time you are taken aback by a gem, stop yourself. You may be looking at infatuation. Stand back and judge. Take your time. What you want is balance – Buddha’s middle path – pure animal sexuality and love – a fashion model/pornstar lover who left the business to pursue a dual doctorate in physics and fine arts.
And just what, pray tell, would the perfect sapphire look like? My dear friends, that would be akin to finding the perfect woman or man. Leave D-Flawless to the gem of the common man – it doesn’t exist in sapphire. Don’t seek perfection, just look for something you can spend the rest of your life with."
 
Date: 12/17/2009 12:45:27 PM
Author:MakingTheGrade

a fashion model/pornstar lover who left the business to pursue a dual doctorate in physics and fine arts.
LMAO
 
Date: 12/17/2009 12:45:27 PM
Author:MakingTheGrade
Some sapphires drive you crazy the moment their azure legs slither from a stone paper, leaping onto the cocktail table and saying: Hey Baby, let me walk on your back with my high-healed pumps!


That gave me the weirdest mental image..
 
10/10 for enthusiasm, 4/10 for execution. Oi.

Well, at least the author is clearly having fun.
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Haha, you mean that''s not how you write in your novels Liane?
 
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