"All of the liquors are delivered in custom-made bottles adorned with their model's image and come with a signed certificate of authenticity."
Like what are the guys going to do, drink it and . . . uhm . . . ya know . . . "fantasize" about her?
I'm tempted to buy a bottle just as a collector's item; it's just so over the top.
Or maybe I'll compete with them.
My bottles of booze won't contain a tequila worm; they'll have a small patch of cloth cut from the model's undergarment.
I think there are enough pervy men out there to make me rich!