Best/Worst Pick Up Line

[canuk-gal]

Date: 3/10/2010 6:53:13 PM
Author: monarch64
I try my hardest to be intimidating and unapproachable, but it doesn''t always work. One of my all-time favorite pick-up line disasters went something like this:

Him: You''re gorgeous. You''re an angel. How does someone like me get to know someone like you? You''re stunning/beautiful/blahblahblah.

Me: Not a chance.

Him: Well, you''re kind of fat anyway.

I laugh about that every time I think about it!

HI:

What the he** ever! It is rather funny! P.S. Your avatar Mommie is fab!

I can''t really recall any pick up lines but for one and I was totally dumb about it''s meaning:

"I was hoping to make you breakfast." I''m thinking--what a dope, it is only 10 pm!

cheers--Sharon

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 3/11/2010 12:03:27 PM
Author: canuk-gal

HI:

What the he** ever! It is rather funny! P.S. Your avatar Mommie is fab!

I can''t really recall any pick up lines but for one and I was totally dumb about it''s meaning:

''I was hoping to make you breakfast.'' I''m thinking--what a dope, it is only 10 pm!

cheers--Sharon

Sharon
maybe he said HAVE?

 

[Strawdermangrl]

Date: 3/10/2010 7:30:33 PM
Author: Porridge
Him: I have a blue toothbrush. How about you?

I had to laugh.


This one totally threw me. Warning, potentially offensive! Look away now if sensitive!!

Him: (Eying up my belly) Do you wanna go halves on a b@stard?
Me:

Minutes later, when the shock finally passed, I found it hysterical.


Neither of these got my number.

Diet Coke out of nose. OMG, that is hilariously HORRIBLE!!! ...I love it.

 

[Amber St. Clare]

wwaayyy backwhen I frequented bars a guy actually said to me "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me??"

 

[Lynnie]

These are funny...

Here''s one:

Him: Do you have any Italian in you?
Me: No
Him: Do you want some?

Ew!!

 

[PumpkinPie]

Date: 3/14/2010 6:49:42 PM
Author: Lynnie
These are funny...


Here''s one:


Him: Do you have any Italian in you?

Me: No

Him: Do you want some?


Ew!!

Eww indeed! that''s one of the worst ones

 

[Arkteia]

Can''t remember any because I am so old...Maybe I shall if I strain my memory.
But here is my point: can you imagine on how many girls these dudes used the same pick up lines? I mean, they sat at home, thoroughly prepared them and then started using them right, left and center! Not all of them, but the "Italian" one, for example. So how many girls might have heard the same stupidities?

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

"F*ck me if I''m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?"

 

[oddoneout]

Date: 3/14/2010 9:09:54 PM
Author: Travel Goddess
''F*ck me if I''m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?''

I dont know why but this at least makes me giggle. It is offensive though.

 

[KatyWI]

Date: 3/10/2010 7:30:33 PM
Author: Porridge

Him: (Eying up my belly) Do you wanna go halves on a b@stard?
Me:

Minutes later, when the shock finally passed, I found it hysterical.

Porridge... I have to say, I first read this about 30 minutes ago and I am *still* giggling!! I love it. If I were single, he would TOTALLY have gotten my number. Err, unless he was gross.

 

[monarch64]

Date: 3/15/2010 10:08:33 AM
Author: KatyWI

Date: 3/10/2010 7:30:33 PM
Author: Porridge

Him: (Eying up my belly) Do you wanna go halves on a b@stard?
Me:

Minutes later, when the shock finally passed, I found it hysterical.

Porridge... I have to say, I first read this about 30 minutes ago and I am *still* giggling!! I love it. If I were single, he would TOTALLY have gotten my number. Err, unless he was gross.

I''ve been laughing about it all week! I actually recommended it to a guy when I was out Saturday night.

 

[steph72276]

At a bar in college: "Okay, I''m here...now what are your other 2 wishes"

 

[somethingshiny]

Date: 3/15/2010 10:36:08 AM
Author: monarch64

Date: 3/15/2010 10:08:33 AM

Author: KatyWI

Date: 3/10/2010 7:30:33 PM

Author: Porridge


Him: (Eying up my belly) Do you wanna go halves on a b@stard?

Me:

Minutes later, when the shock finally passed, I found it hysterical.

Porridge... I have to say, I first read this about 30 minutes ago and I am *still* giggling!! I love it. If I were single, he would TOTALLY have gotten my number. Err, unless he was gross.

I''ve been laughing about it all week! I actually recommended it to a guy when I was out Saturday night.

This line has been popping into my head randomly all weekend and has me giggling.

 

[HollyS]

It''s been a long time since anyone attempted ''to pick me up''. I don''t remember very many original or even creepy lines.

I did get tired of the "Your eyes are so blue!" comment. Yes, the are blue, aren''t they . . . *snore*

But the ookiest moment (and I guess I might as well consider it a compliment) came when someone asked me to dance and he - - um - -became - - uh - - ''happy to see me''. If you know what I mean.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Oh gross, the thought of some stranger getting a hard on from grinding against me makes me gag.

 

[HollyS]

Date: 3/15/2010 4:14:14 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Oh gross, the thought of some stranger getting a hard on from grinding against me makes me gag.

Yeah, like I said, ooky.

But we weren''t grinding up against each other. It was CW dancing, and we weren''t pressed together; it was just the occasional contact as we two-stepped around the floor. His actions were not overtly sexual, and he probably wasn''t aware that I was aware.

Oh, well. Like I said, I choose to be complimented rather than offended.

 

[risingsun]

I was at a singles dance and a guy was hanging around me. Unfortunately, I wasn't enjoying myself and I was in a bad mood

I didn't care for him, either.

Him: Do you think you'll be back next week? I could meet you here.
Me: Only if I'm bound hand and foot and thrown in the trunk of a car!!

It wasn't one of my better moments

I guess you could call this the anti-pickup line

 

[Erin]

A guy told me that my eyes were so beautiful he''d like to cut them out and put them on his wall so he could look at them every night.
I''m assuming he meant, from a picture, but he seriously creeped me out and I left the place.

 

[somethingshiny]

Holly''s post reminded me....

Country dance clubs must have the worst pickup lines EVER!!

Can you spin around twice? was really popular with one guy. I swear he used it on every girl there.

Can I have your tag? indicating the Wrangler patch on your jeans.

Do you wanna see something swell? The first time I heard that, I was young and naive, I actually answered Yes.

And the ever popular I Can Guess Your Cup Size line... Or the alternative I Bet You''re A Couple Handfuls..

 

[HollyS]

Date: 3/15/2010 5:43:05 PM
Author: somethingshiny
Holly''s post reminded me....

Country dance clubs must have the worst pickup lines EVER!!

Can you spin around twice? was really popular with one guy. I swear he used it on every girl there.

Can I have your tag? indicating the Wrangler patch on your jeans.

Do you wanna see something swell? The first time I heard that, I was young and naive, I actually answered Yes.

And the ever popular I Can Guess Your Cup Size line... Or the alternative I Bet You''re A Couple Handfuls..

"Wanna see something swell?" Really? Gag.

Actually, something might have swollen if some guy had tried that line on me. His lip.

 

[Arkteia]

Date: 3/15/2010 5:22:08 PM
Author: Starset Princess
A guy told me that my eyes were so beautiful he''d like to cut them out and put them on his wall so he could look at them every night.

I''m assuming he meant, from a picture, but he seriously creeped me out and I left the place.

God, this is creepy...

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

I have the best pick-up line come-back ever. I''ve used it several times.

Him: "You look familiar; do I know you from somewhere?"
Me: "Probably. I''m the receptionist at the VD clinic."

 

[Strawdermangrl]

Date: 3/16/2010 8:50:52 AM
Author: Travel Goddess
I have the best pick-up line come-back ever. I''ve used it several times.

Him: ''You look familiar; do I know you from somewhere?''
Me: ''Probably. I''m the receptionist at the VD clinic.''

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

Date: 3/16/2010 11:13:58 AM
Author: Strawdermangrl

Date: 3/16/2010 8:50:52 AM

Author: Travel Goddess

I have the best pick-up line come-back ever. I''ve used it several times.


Him: ''You look familiar; do I know you from somewhere?''

Me: ''Probably. I''m the receptionist at the VD clinic.''

If you can remember to use it, do it! It gets some very diverse reactions!