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Those are hysterical. Can't believe they made a pen for women!
 
Oh, dear, I am laughing out loud in my office. :lol:
 
Hee, I loved that. "... made a woman from the next town over PREGNANT," indeed! I'm not ashamed to admit it: I LOL'd.

That said, I laughed just as hard at these: http://www.yiddishcursesforrepublicanjews.com/. I read them out loud in my best Mel Brooks voice. And then I snickered. (My dad IS a Republican Jew, so I'm not talking to myself, honest.) (And he laughed, too.)

Any other goodies out there this month?
 
Some of my favorites:

"Oh me oh my, finally something suitable to use in order to dot my i's with hearts and insert smiley faces into my o's."
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"It's been a long struggle but with this new ladeez pen, the females of the world can stop ruining their nails by scratching rudimentary symbols into clay tablets...."
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"Why isn't it vibrating?"
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" plees brng outa womeans keybrd i kanot coap withis 1 itis to compleakatd fr mi littul hanz an plys hovac witmy fronch manikewr thnkq thnkq thnkq

clic clik cliq CLIQ demmit

anda womeans mous thnkq "
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"Oh Mr. Bic, you are a Prometheus of modern times, a hero who has valiantly stolen the fire from the patriarchal Gods."
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"I am hoping that they will also bring out a woman's pencil sharpener and a woman's ruler. Especially the ruler as my husband and I cannot seem to agree about what constitutes several inches. "
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"I get SO sick of men designing products for women, thinking that all women are built the same! Despite your masculine desires, we are not all built like Barbie dolls! I am a full-figured gal with full-figured hands, and I need a pen built for me. The Bic For Her made my rear end look enormous! It barely fit me. My best friend, who still buys clothes in the Junior section, loves these, but she looks great using ANY pen. I hate her sometimes. "
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"Color me dismayed that this so-called "ladies' pen" is so phallic. Do we really want our wives and daughters handling these . . . pens? The thought of it makes me want to vomit."
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"Thank you BIC for giving me the final product that I needed to put my woman in her place. I had tried explaining to her that unisex products are simply a farce and an idea so absurd should never be encouraged in this day and age but she would never listen. "
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"Where are the "For Him" pens? How can I embrace my masculinity, when there is no pen for me?... I can barely adjust my crotch, I am so angry."
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
These really are hilarious!!! I'm loving the reviews!! Thanks for posting!
 
Hilarious :lol: Good find, Gypsy!
 
Circe|1346262164|3259236 said:
That said, I laughed just as hard at these: http://www.yiddishcursesforrepublicanjews.com/. I read them out loud in my best Mel Brooks voice. And then I snickered. (My dad IS a Republican Jew, so I'm not talking to myself, honest.) (And he laughed, too.)
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It took me a while to get those. I thought they were curses BY not TO. But once I got the theme "reap what you sow" I was cracking up!


Anyone else got funny stuff to share?
 
Those comments are hilarious! :lol:
 
Funny!
 
This is my new favorite line: "I can barely adjust my crotch, I am so angry" :lol:
 
Hilarious! I'm up here by my computer laughing my head off! HOW did you find that, Gypsy? I'm glad you did!

--- Laurie
 
Facebook, Jewelfreak. Athenaworth had it posted on her FB and I just had to share.
 
Hilarious!! :lol:
 
Gypsy|1346265773|3259293 said:
"Oh me oh my, finally something suitable to use in order to dot my i's with hearts and insert smiley faces into my o's."
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One of my favorite professors always said on the first day of class that the one rule in his class that he wouldn't make exceptions for that was not in school policy was that if you dotted your i's with hearts, you would receive a failing grade on that assignment. "Don't eff with the i's!"
 
I'll agree that there is some absolutely hilarious writing in these reviews of products . . . (SNL take note; you could use a little infusion of humor) . . . but this is obviously A THING that people do - - spend time creating witty fictional snarks about ordinary-ish stuff. Their self-appointed job. I find it quite odd.

Who has this kind of time for what is basically bullsh*t? Is someone paying them? If they are so dadgum clever (and we all agree they are), wouldn't the whole world benefit from their cleverness . . . if they were actually DOING something?

Yeah, I know. It's all in fun.

It's also a massive waste of time for the wit twit that spends hours on "creative writing" that relatively few will read. Somebody offer them jobs as sitcom writers or something. There is some real talent languishing out there.
 
HollyS|1346338035|3259767 said:
I'll agree that there is some absolutely hilarious writing in these reviews of products . . . (SNL take note; you could use a little infusion of humor) . . . but this is obviously A THING that people do - - spend time creating witty fictional snarks about ordinary-ish stuff. Their self-appointed job. I find it quite odd.

Who has this kind of time for what is basically bullsh*t? Is someone paying them? If they are so dadgum clever (and we all agree they are), wouldn't the whole world benefit from their cleverness . . . if they were actually DOING something?

Yeah, I know. It's all in fun.

It's also a massive waste of time for the wit twit that spends hours on "creative writing" that relatively few will read. Somebody offer them jobs as sitcom writers or something. There is some real talent languishing out there.
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Stick, meet mud.
 
mrs jam|1346343346|3259821 said:
HollyS|1346338035|3259767 said:
I'll agree that there is some absolutely hilarious writing in these reviews of products . . . (SNL take note; you could use a little infusion of humor) . . . but this is obviously A THING that people do - - spend time creating witty fictional snarks about ordinary-ish stuff. Their self-appointed job. I find it quite odd.

Who has this kind of time for what is basically bullsh*t? Is someone paying them? If they are so dadgum clever (and we all agree they are), wouldn't the whole world benefit from their cleverness . . . if they were actually DOING something?

Yeah, I know. It's all in fun.

It's also a massive waste of time for the wit twit that spends hours on "creative writing" that relatively few will read. Somebody offer them jobs as sitcom writers or something. There is some real talent languishing out there.
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Stick, meet mud.
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Where's a 'rasberry' emotie when I need it? :cheeky: That will have to do, I guess.
I said they were fun, didn't I?
 
Holly, yep, you did! I need you to come over here and straighten my lazy, distracted self out. I should be reading through a stack of literacy research proposals today so I don't have to spend the entire weekend hunched over my desk, but I just spent 20 minutes outside crunching the pine cones on my driveway with my flip flop while waiting for my dogs to finish their "business." This was after I spent half an hour reading Amazon reviews.
 
mrs jam|1346349882|3259885 said:
Holly, yep, you did! I need you to come over here and straighten my lazy, distracted self out. I should be reading through a stack of literacy research proposals today so I don't have to spend the entire weekend hunched over my desk, but I just spent 20 minutes outside crunching the pine cones on my driveway with my flip flop while waiting for my dogs to finish their "business." This was after I spent half an hour reading Amazon reviews.
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I'm glad to see you're keeping busy! :lol:
 
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