beep! ^^^^^^..................%^

[Karl_K]

Some people marry for love, others for wealth. That's why it is called match-or-money.

The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiancé because it was a sham rock.

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers

 

[yssie]

Okay I admit, I laughed out loud

 

[VapidLapid]

I'm sorry to say I did too

 

[Echidna]

 

[JewelFreak]

Shame on you, Karl!!

One time my sister & I were cleaning out Mom's freezer. As we carried things across the room, a package of frozen peas slipped out of her hand & broke open, spreading its contents everywhere. She turned around & yelped, "OH MY GOD, somebody peed all over the floor!"

 

[Skippy123]

LOL!

 

[Kaleigh]

 

[KittyGolightly]

Oh gosh, I'm slow today. Took me forever to figure out the first one.