Anyone need a joke?

[kenny]

Two guys are playing golf.
One is about to chip on to the green when he sees a funeral procession near the course.
He stops, takes off his cap, and bows his head to pray.He stays there with his head bowed until the procession passes.

“Wow,” says his companion.
“That was very touching.
I have never seen that kind of respect from a golfer.
Usually guys are too preoccupied with their golf game.”

Guy says, “Well, we were married for forty-seven years.”

 

[Jennifer W]

Two guys are playing golf, when their progress is halted by two women playing in front of them.

One guy says to the other, "this is ridiculous. We''ll be here all day if we wait, why don't I go and ask them if we can play through?"
He walks towards the two women, but then doubles back to his friend. "Uh, I can't talk to them, it turns out that one of these women is my wife and the other is my mistress!". His friend agrees it would be a bad idea, but he really wants to finish the game, so he volunteers to go and talk to them himself.

Two minutes later, he's back too. "Small world!" he says...

 

[Miss Sparkly]

Two guys are playing golf, when their progress is halted by two women playing in front of them.

One guy says to the other, "this is ridiculous. We''ll be here all day if we wait, why don't I go and ask them if we can play through?"
He walks towards the two women, but then doubles back to his friend. "Uh, I can't talk to them, it turns out that one of these women is my wife and the other is my mistress!". His friend agrees it would be a bad idea, but he really wants to finish the game, so he volunteers to go and talk to them himself.

Two minutes later, he's back too. "Small world!" he says...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was good

 

[kenny]

Hahahaha.