Anyone need a dumb joke?

[kenny]

A man walks into a doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

 

[kenny]

Re: Anyone need a joke?

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.

How do you catch a pet rabbit?
Tame way.

 

[zoebartlett]

Thanks Kenny!

 

[Tuckins1]

Silly

 

[HeartingDiamonds]

My favorite dumb joke:

Husband: What do you want for our anniversary?

Wife: Anything, AS LONG as it has diamonds in it.

He got her a deck of cards.