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... and if you ever thought paint names were absurd ...

Stanky Bean sounds like a dance move.
Stoner Blue is cool though.
Turdly, because what other color is appropriate for a bathroom.

:lol:
 
Stanky Bean sounds like a dance move.

No No No.
"Stanky Bean" sounds like a burrito. :knockout:

Seriously, sometimes at Home Depot I'll browse the paint chips for a good laugh!
 
Bank Butt. :lol: Saw this yesterday; hilarious!
 
I think Turdly for baby poop brown is my favourite.... I do think Grass Bat should have been some shade of green.....
 
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