Amazon's binder reviews are hilarious

[kenny]

http://www.amazon.com/Avery-Durable-Binder-EZ-Turn-17032/product-reviews/B001B0CTMU/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&tag=5336432715-20

 

[movie zombie]

i must say that those are some of the best and/or funniest response i've read yet!

 

[justginger]

Very, very funny - thanks for sharing.

 

[AGBF]

FABULOUS, kenny! Thank you so much for sharing that!!!

Grateful Deb

 

[iheartscience]

LOVE THESE. My friend sent these to me yesterday and I could not stop laughing!

My personal faves: "This binder was purchased for me by my husband so of course I am satisfied! This binder is a comfortable fit and creates a snug barrier to keep me from moving in my career. I have seen comments suggesting that this binder is too small to hold multiple women, but realistically how many women do you need to make room for in any one office? "

And this excerpt: "I plan to use the left pocket to hold my resume which will highlight my strongest skills which include but are not limited to laughing while eating yogurt. The right pocket will be great for keeping my stash of aspirin, in case of emergencies when I need to hold it between my knees."

 

[smitcompton]

Hi,

That was wonderful!

Annette

 

[pregcurious]

Thanks, Kenny. These remind of the reviews for the high end watches. I think someone posted them before here (was it you?)

 

[maccers]

Bhahaha, this reminds of Bic's Pens for Ladies:
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=sr_1_1?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1350657900&sr=1-1&keywords=ladies+pens

The customer reviews are hilarious.

I love BIC Cristal for Her! The delicate shape and pretty pastel colors make it perfect for writing recipe cards, checks to my psychologist (I'm seeing him for a case of the hysterics), and tracking my monthly cycle. Obviously, I don't use it for vulgar endeavors like math or filling out a voter application, but BIC Cristal for Her is a lovely little writing utensil all the same. Ask your husband for some extra pocket money so you can buy one today!

 

[MichelleCarmen]

Bhahaha, this reminds of Bic's Pens for Ladies:
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=sr_1_1?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1350657900&sr=1-1&keywords=ladies+pens

The customer reviews are hilarious.

I love BIC Cristal for Her! The delicate shape and pretty pastel colors make it perfect for writing recipe cards, checks to my psychologist (I'm seeing him for a case of the hysterics), and tracking my monthly cycle. Obviously, I don't use it for vulgar endeavors like math or filling out a voter application, but BIC Cristal for Her is a lovely little writing utensil all the same. Ask your husband for some extra pocket money so you can buy one today!

hahaha Did you see that a BOY tried using the BIC Cristal for Her and turned into a unicorn?

The binder reviews explain so much as to whyboth my kids' Avery binders both broke w/in the first week of school. Maybe they did come with women and my kids screamed with fright and dropped their binders or something? lol This must have been why the rings on the bottom began to misalign!

 

[kenny]

Thanks, Kenny. These remind of the reviews for the high end watches. I think someone posted them before here (was it you?)

No it wasn't me but I'm dying to read them.
I googled it but didn't find them.

Anyone know the title of the thread?
DF, was that you?

 

[chrono]

Wacky! Some come with women and some don't. Does the masculine version come with men?

Excerpt of quote:
As a wife and mother, I LOVE this binder. It keeps me in my place, allows me to get dinner ready on time, AND only costs 72% of the more masculine version.

 

[minousbijoux]

Each one had me laughing so hard - we women are really good writers/humorists!

 

[Laila619]

These are awesome!

 

[kenny]

Okay enough silliness.

Now, will one of you ladies get me a beer, turn the football game on, and rub my feet?

 

[chrono]

Okay enough silliness.
Now, will one of you ladies get me a beer, turn the football game on, and rub my feet?

Go get one of those binders and a lady will pop out of it to get you a beer, turn on the football game and rub your feet.

 

[Gypsy]

"My binder failed to contain even one woman even though I was told I could fill it with women.

The test woman had no trouble slipping free of the rings and fleeing my basement.

Do not recommend. "

 

[marymm]

"-Gap-free rings make it seem as though you are completely serious about closing the gender gap!"

 

[AGBF]

Each one had me laughing so hard - we women are really good writers/humorists!

Yes...and one can see the way the women writing on Amazon tend to feel about Mr. Romney. I wouldn't have known if I hadn't been reading so many of the comments about binders simply for their entertainment value. The number of remarks by women about his stance on social issues is impossible to overlook. I realize that the women writing on Amazon are not a cross-section of average American women, but are more literate women. I still found it interesting. These are a few of my favorites quotations.

"The Avery binder has been a real life saver when it comes to organization. While existing within its comfy vinyl covers may seem like a chore it has kept my daily interactions with others to a bare minimum. The only time I step outside of its three ring frame is when it is completely necessary (putting on lipstick, buying shoes, etc.). I no longer need to concern myself with trivialities like my single motherhood promoting hand gun violence. At long last an enduring answer to my fragile mind! Thank you Avery binder!"

"I have recently discovered that my small six-ring binder, especially when I remove all the people from it, works as a great defense against both legitimate and illegitimate rape...."

"My office used to be cluttered with women (on the desk, on the floor, in drawers). Now that I have these binders, the women are much easier to store on shelves. Thanks for the idea Mitt!"

"Help, I failed to secure several women with the three rings. They have now escaped, and I fear they will bear children out of wedlock, thus causing incidents of gun-related violence in my once-peaceful neighborhood."

Deb/AGBF

 

[Gypsy]

"I am a gay mom, and there is no place for me in this binder. It's never heard of me. As Mitt told a group of gays in 2004, 'I didn't know you had families.' When I tried to slip into the "mom" section, showing a picture of my daughter and partner, I just kept being asked 'which one is the man?'"

 

[zoebartlett]

These are great!

 

[manderz]

"Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore.

I'm going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her. "

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at the "trap her, keep her"!

 

[Starzin]

Hysterical! I read the Bic crystal one too, how do these start? Does some madcap person just decide to write an off the wall review and it snowballs? There are some very talented imaginations out there