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A Beautiful Impeachment

LOL. That is probably the only boast cheeto could make that would be true.
 
You do realize Borowitz is satire like The Onion right?

He does make stuff up.
 
Love Borowitz. He's always a hoot.

Unfortunately, 45 is like a living embodiment of Poe's Law. Any parody of 45 has got to be super hard, since he'll probably say exactly that, or something even more idiotic, 4 times before I finish typing this.
 
A Trump impeachment leaves us in Pence's hands.
As my mother would say - be careful what you wish for :errrr:
 
Exactly, yessie.
 
Talk about a no win situation!
 
You do realize Borowitz is satire like The Onion right?

He does make stuff up.
Sigh. I didn't. Upon opening the article again, I see in the upper left hand corner "Satire From Borowitz Report."

In my defense, I had only had one cup of coffee when I posted...
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Trump is such a dumbass that satire fits him.
:P
 
I was assuming the date would be April 1st. But Ksinger is exactly right: can't tell where parody ends and reality begins.
 
Did anyone see that SNL skit where they joked that Pence was Trumps insurance against impeachment?
 
impeachment?..LOL! . The Dems. seen to forget that they're not in power neither in the house nor the senate.
 
impeachment?..LOL! . The Dems. seen to forget that they're not in power neither in the house nor the senate.
I know!!! You Republicans are so lucky!! :roll:
 
impeachment?..LOL! . The Dems. seen to forget that they're not in power neither in the house nor the senate.

Well you have a truth there, they impeached Clinton because he lied under oath, but they can stomach a lying, sexual predator like Trump, being a republican is so honest. :roll:
 
I didn't vote for Trump..:P

If you didn't vote for him why are you always running to his defense DF? You defend him more than people I know who actually voted for the moron.
 
If you didn't vote for him why are you always running to his defense DF? You defend him more than people I know who actually voted for the moron.

Party loyalty.

Side-ism.
 
Kenny, I understand party loyalty but how on earth anyone could defend Trump and the bat s$&t crazy things he does and saysjust amazes me. I certainly didn't come running to Bill Clinton's defense when the Monica Lewinski scandal came to light. Lets be honest World War III was not going to erupt because Clinton had sex with an intern. I was still really ticked off and didn't say anything nice about him. I certainly would not have been defending him. Trump doesn't act like a sane person and his supporters here (and those who claim to not have voted for him) seem to think he can do no wrong.
 
If you didn't vote for him why are you always running to his defense DF? You defend him more than people I know who actually voted for the moron.
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I didn't voted for Obama either and I didn't bad mouth him till his last two yr as POTUS. I mean, give the Prez. a chance to succeed no matter what party he belongs to.
 
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