50 years: Priceless [LOL!]

[movie zombie]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.


Now ... I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.


Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

 

[VRBeauty]

Either old guy's math skills are slipping, or he already traded the original wife for a younger model somewhere along the line!

 

[Tacori E-ring]

Haha, I was thinking the same thing but my dad always taught me not to ruin a good story with the facts.

 

[movie zombie]

Haha, I was thinking the same thing but my dad always taught me not to ruin a good story with the facts.

yep! i could have corrected the age but went with the flow........

MIL sent it to me!

 

[minmin001]

LOL.. you made my day

 

[iLander]

LOL!!!

I laughed out loud about this.

I am currently debating whether to send it to my DH or not. But because I am so much younger than him, I like to tell him "I AM your trophy wife!".

 

[JewelFreak]

Atta girl, iLander, rub it in! We get so few chances!

MZ, my first out-loud laugh of the day. Super.

--- Laurie

 

[Enerchi]

Love it!!!

 

[junebug17]

Funny!!