2 ct diamond for the mistress.....i always get a good laugh when i see him...

[Dancing Fire]

this is an old story but a friend of mine bought a 2 ct rb with a beautiful eternity setting for his mistress.i had lunch with him this afternoon ,i figure anybody who can afford to buy that kind of ring for his mistress could afford to buy my lunch, so i didn''t fight for the tap.

 

[Garry H (Cut Nut)]

guy has lunch with wife

she says "Mary saw you with another woman"
he "yes - I have a mistress"
she "then I am leaving you - and taking you to the cleaner for all the $$''s"
He "aha - remeber those papers you signed last year - all the money is in my Swiss account - leave and you get zippo"

she "Hey isnt that Bill from down the street? And that is not his wife Sally?"
he "no - Bill has had a mistress even longer than me"
she "do you have a photo of your mistress?" he pulls out phot from wallet - she says "Oh, nice, our mistress is much better looking than Bill''s"

 

[valeria101]

Your wife must be one cool lady, Garry !

 

[Garry H (Cut Nut)]

Hey that was not my wife Ana - that was an old joke.

I don''t have a mistress

 

[Lord Summerisle]

Date: 3/9/2005 6:16

3 AM
Author: Garry H (Cut Nut)
Hey that was not my wife Ana - that was an old joke.

I don''t have a mistress

Aww dont worry.. you can have one one day.

 

[jadeleaves]

Date: 3/9/2005 7:12:56 AM
Author: Lord Summerisle

Date: 3/9/2005 6:16

3 AM
Author: Garry H (Cut Nut)
Hey that was not my wife Ana - that was an old joke.

I don''t have a mistress

Aww dont worry.. you can have one one day.

LMAO!

 

[Iceman]

This is all too funny

Its hard enough to keep one happy, why would anybody want two ?

 

[Mara]

Good point Iceman...

I tell Greg...you complain you have no money now, you couldn''t afford a mistress!

they are even more expensive than the wives!

 

[Garry H (Cut Nut)]

Forget about keeping them happy - imagine the diamond bill I would face!!

 

[valeria101]

Date: 3/9/2005 10:31:33 PM
Author: Garry H (Cut Nut)
Forget about keeping them happy - imagine the diamond bill I would face!!

That''s what the black ones are good for ! ?