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[Karl_K]

He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz

 

[Karl_K]

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

 

[MonkeyPie]

Oh NO, Karl. No.

 

[Karl_K]

My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to AA meetings.

 

[Karl_K]

At a pet store: ''buy one dog, get one flea''.

 

[Karl_K]

The riot at Macy''s was called a shopping maul.

 

[Karl_K]

I be sowwy I was feeling puny

 

[Karl_K]

When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.

 

[HopeDream]

Puns are an ear-bourne virus.

 

[Dreamer_D]

I think you caught a bug Karl! Better do a self scan

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 1/18/2010 1:45:29 AM
Author: HopeDream
Puns are an ear-bourne virus.

One ear of corn said to the other ''You''re getting husky''.

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 1/18/2010 2:02:00 AM
Author: dreamer_dachsie
I think you caught a bug Karl! Better do a self scan

He put bug spray on his watch to get rid of the ticks.

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 1/18/2010 2:03:51 AM
Author: Karl_K

Date: 1/18/2010 1:45:29 AM
Author: HopeDream
Puns are an ear-bourne virus.

One ear of corn said to the other ''You''re getting husky''.

* mega groan....*

 

[yssie]

So this is what our resident asscher expert, diamond-design know-it-all does at three in the morning.



Huh.

 

[purrfectpear]

Those are groaners

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 1/18/2010 5:43:37 AM
Author: Lorelei

Date: 1/18/2010 2:03:51 AM
Author: Karl_K

Date: 1/18/2010 1:45:29 AM
Author: HopeDream
Puns are an ear-bourne virus.

One ear of corn said to the other 'You're getting husky'.

I was just thinking, that has to be the * corn- iest* joke ever.....

* runs*

 

[Madam Bijoux]

A scientist cloned a human, but all the clone could do was to shout swear words. The scientist tried to stop the clone from swearing, but had no luck. Finally, the scientist got disgusted and threw the clone out of the window. The police arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.

 

[charbie]

a cow without legs is called "ground beef."