What I want in a man

[iwannaprettyone]

What I Want in a Man

Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6 Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn''t drive off until I''m in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I''m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn''t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn''t borrow money too often
4. Doesn''t nod off to sleep when I''m venting
5. Doesn''t retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Doesn''t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn''t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he''s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it''s the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn''t miss the toilet.

 

[decodelighted]

Funny & so true! Too bad it''s not the same for both sexes ....

What I Want in a WOMAN

Original List:
1. Wears a bra
2. Breathing
3. Warm to the touch

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 22)
1. Wears PRETTY bras
2. Breathing
3. Warm to the touch
4. Drinks alcohol
5. Drinks enough alcohol to get flirty
6. Hot enough that my friends don''t tease me

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 32)
1. Wears LA PERLA bras
2. Mint-scented breath
3. Creamy, smooth warm skin
4. Degree from enviable university
5. High-paid, interesting career
6. Not too clingy
7. Gym-toned bod
8. Fashionable dresser with collection of high heeled shoes

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 35)
1. Wears LA PERLA bras
2. Mint-scented breath
3. Creamy, smooth warm skin
4. Degree from enviable university
5. High-paid, interesting career
6. Not too clingy
7. Gym-toned bod
8. Fashionable dresser with collection of high heeled shoes
9. Capable of producing babies
10. Doesn''t complain too much during pregnancy
11. Superior child-rearing skills

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 45)
1. Bra not-necessary since 2nd re-vitalizing rack surgery
2. Mint-scented breath
3. Creamy, smooth warm skin
4. Degree from enviable university
5. High-paid, interesting career with child-care on site
6. Not too clingy
7. Gym-toned bod
8. Fashionable dresser with collection of stripper-style shoes
9. Able to raise kids effortlessly, single-handed
10. Great S.A.T. tutor & homework helper
11. Comfortable with stripper pole now installed in bedroom

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 55)
1. A 25-year old.

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 65)
1. A *different* 25-year old.

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 75)
1. Original wife back

What I Want in a Woman, Revised List (age 85)
1. Nursing skills
2. Not stingy with the sponge baths & pudding supply

 

[Skippy123]

those are funny. I never think of those things because no man or woman fits that mold. They are funny though. hehehe