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Ellen

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children.

''You all have obsessions,'' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, ''You are obsessed with eating. You''ve even named your daughter Candy.''

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: ''Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child''s name, Penny.''

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: ''Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child''s name, Brandy.''

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, ''Come on, Dick, we''re leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''''


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Hahaha! You''re naughty!
 

icekid

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heee, I like it, Ellen!
 

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haHAA!You funny!
 

Kaleigh

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Hehe, you crack me up!!
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LOL!!! LOVE IT
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Ellen

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Glad it made you all giggle!
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2, you have no idea.
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Date: 8/23/2008 7:06:14 PM
Author: Ellen
Glad it made you all giggle!
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2, you have no idea.
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Something tells me we''d get along great in real life!
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lol....nice one!
 

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I''m offended.
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That, she got up and left. The rest of the story might have gotten really interesting
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Good one, Ellen! DH and I both got a chuckle! LOL!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ellen, that is just hysterical! I love it! Thanks for the laugh!
 

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That''s funny
 

diamondfan

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OMG that is too funny!!!

I needed a laugh, mother in law is here!!!
 

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Date: 8/23/2008 11:10:17 PM
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OMG that is too funny!!!


I needed a laugh, mother in law is here!!!
Shizen, Ellen, have you got another joke? Quick!
 

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Ellen,

You are tooooooooooooo funny!!! Geez, I can''t wait to meet you in person some day.
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Date: 8/23/2008 11:10:17 PM
Author: diamondfan
OMG that is too funny!!!


I needed a laugh, mother in law is here!!!



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I thought I heard the theme from the Wicked Witch of the East tonight
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Hope she isn''t giving migrains already Caroline. I hope her visit is a short one too.


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Ellen, you ain''t right. That was hilarious.
 

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Date: 8/24/2008 4:08:51 AM
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Ellen, you ain't right. That was hilarious.
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You got that right. I think that made me laugh more than the joke did!
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purr, you got me. I was like, what??
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2, I think we would!
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Thanks all, glad you enjoyed it.
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*frantically searching more jokes for Caroline*
 

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Can you tell I finally figured out how to use the little emoties? I had been dying to use the little firehose man!
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Great joke. I love silly jokes.
 

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Hilarious!
 

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Drops bomb, then ''creeps'' away.

You do that a lot.
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Date: 8/24/2008 4:59:25 PM
Author: HollyS
Drops bomb, then ''creeps'' away.

You do that a lot.
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Why, I don''t know what you mean.
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Date: 8/24/2008 2:16:54 PM
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Can you tell I finally figured out how to use the little emoties? I had been dying to use the little firehose man!
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I can, I can!
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Love it. Thats hysterical!
 
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