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Let me first start with a list of things Oscar The Monster has eaten since we got him several weeks ago:
- my new brown sweater from J Jill (fortunately it was a loose weave and I was able to crochet the hole back together to the point that only I can tell)
- the only sheets we have that match our comforter (guess it's time for a new bed ensamble)
- the doorframe to my office (apparently he doesn't like it when I work)
- rocks out of the pot from the big cactus (it kinda leans to one side now because there's not much left to hold it upright)
- various books and magazines (he's particularly fond of science fiction)
- the trim and baseboard at the bottom of the stairs (that would have had to come up anyway when we replace the marble, but still... )
- the bottom leaves off of the false aurelia (it actually looks better shaped like this, but I'm not telling him that!)
- the corners of the walls (in several places)
- the mission style table in the entry way (maybe it's his way of telling us that we shouldn't just pile the mail on there for weeks at a time)
- and now, apparently, the decorative beaded pillow that used to sit on the sofa in the den (what a shame; I remember my little thrill of triumph when I found that pillow at TJ Maxx for $5 because it matched to nicely)
We've gotten him to stop using the 4th floor family room as his own personal toilet, so I take that to be a plus, but this chewing/eating thing is out of hand. We got the spray stuff that is supposed to taste bad to them but we might as well have dumped it in his water bowl and let him drink it for all he is stopped by it.
We also borrowed the crate back from my clients who lent it to us when we got The Demon. Funnily enough, when we first had The Demon in the crate he HATED it. Now we can't get him out of it. He goes in there and looks at us like, yah? what the problem? and when the puppy tries to get near it Dino growls. So of course now the puppy sees the crate at belonging to The Demon and won't even get close. We read that you should put the pup's food in there so he develops a positive association with the crate. Right. Oscar would starve to death before he would go in there to get one bit of food. Trust me. And I simply CAN NOT *shove* him in there and shut the door. I can't. After his reaction to my MIL last weekend there are obviously some unresolved issues in his little doggy past and I am simply not willing to add to his trauma by pushing him into a cage and locking him in. (Yes, I am a big softie... )
So, dear PS friends, WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO? Soon the entire first floor (which is where we put the dogs when we're gone) will be destroyed (please refer to woodwork items above). More importantly, I'm really afraid he might eat something that will do him some harm. There are AMPLE toys of all kinds for him to chomp on, and we tried to give them both big long rawhide bones, but The Demon took them all to "his" rug and wouldn't let Oscar have any. (Oscar didn't seem to mind in the least. As a matter of fact, he lets The Demon take things from him all the time and couldn't seem to care less.)
But back to the matter at hand. What am I going to do with The Mad Chewer?
Help me...
- my new brown sweater from J Jill (fortunately it was a loose weave and I was able to crochet the hole back together to the point that only I can tell)
- the only sheets we have that match our comforter (guess it's time for a new bed ensamble)
- the doorframe to my office (apparently he doesn't like it when I work)
- rocks out of the pot from the big cactus (it kinda leans to one side now because there's not much left to hold it upright)
- various books and magazines (he's particularly fond of science fiction)
- the trim and baseboard at the bottom of the stairs (that would have had to come up anyway when we replace the marble, but still... )
- the bottom leaves off of the false aurelia (it actually looks better shaped like this, but I'm not telling him that!)
- the corners of the walls (in several places)
- the mission style table in the entry way (maybe it's his way of telling us that we shouldn't just pile the mail on there for weeks at a time)
- and now, apparently, the decorative beaded pillow that used to sit on the sofa in the den (what a shame; I remember my little thrill of triumph when I found that pillow at TJ Maxx for $5 because it matched to nicely)
We've gotten him to stop using the 4th floor family room as his own personal toilet, so I take that to be a plus, but this chewing/eating thing is out of hand. We got the spray stuff that is supposed to taste bad to them but we might as well have dumped it in his water bowl and let him drink it for all he is stopped by it.
We also borrowed the crate back from my clients who lent it to us when we got The Demon. Funnily enough, when we first had The Demon in the crate he HATED it. Now we can't get him out of it. He goes in there and looks at us like, yah? what the problem? and when the puppy tries to get near it Dino growls. So of course now the puppy sees the crate at belonging to The Demon and won't even get close. We read that you should put the pup's food in there so he develops a positive association with the crate. Right. Oscar would starve to death before he would go in there to get one bit of food. Trust me. And I simply CAN NOT *shove* him in there and shut the door. I can't. After his reaction to my MIL last weekend there are obviously some unresolved issues in his little doggy past and I am simply not willing to add to his trauma by pushing him into a cage and locking him in. (Yes, I am a big softie... )
So, dear PS friends, WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO? Soon the entire first floor (which is where we put the dogs when we're gone) will be destroyed (please refer to woodwork items above). More importantly, I'm really afraid he might eat something that will do him some harm. There are AMPLE toys of all kinds for him to chomp on, and we tried to give them both big long rawhide bones, but The Demon took them all to "his" rug and wouldn't let Oscar have any. (Oscar didn't seem to mind in the least. As a matter of fact, he lets The Demon take things from him all the time and couldn't seem to care less.)
But back to the matter at hand. What am I going to do with The Mad Chewer?
Help me...