JCK's Rob Bates

[Ibrakeforpossums]

Rob at his acerbic best: https://www.jckonline.com/editorial-article/ritz-cracker-gold-butter/acerbic

 

[Matata]

Clicked the link and got "page not found".

 

[Ibrakeforpossums]

What? I'm sorry! Maybe search Ritz Butter shaped 24 kt. Gold Bar?

 

[Karl_K]

Putting on the Ritz: Cracker Company Contest Features Butter-Shaped 24k Gold Bar

<p>No one had it on their 2024 bingo card, but somebody could win a solid gold bar in the shape of a stick of butter, worth $100,000. To publicize its new Buttery-er Crackers, cracker brand Ritz has partnered with New York City jewelry designer Greg Yüna for a contest that will award a...

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[Karl_K]

also kewl

Spring Daisies, the Polly Wales Way

<p>We’ve gone all in on spring flowers over here, and no bloom is more representative of the season than the delightful daisy. It’s no wonder we often see it embellished with a smiling face—this happiest little flower always appears to be smiling, even without the smile drawn on. Irresistibly...

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