dianne
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A married couple went to the hospital to have
their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother''s
labor pain to the baby''s father. He asked if they
were willing to try it out. Both said they were very
much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent
for starters, explaining that even 10 percent
was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. But as the labor progressed,
the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20
percent pain transfer. The husband was still
feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband''s blood pressure and was amazed
at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50
percent. The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy
baby with virtually no pain, and the husband
had experienced none. She and her husband
were thrilled.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother''s
labor pain to the baby''s father. He asked if they
were willing to try it out. Both said they were very
much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent
for starters, explaining that even 10 percent
was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. But as the labor progressed,
the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20
percent pain transfer. The husband was still
feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband''s blood pressure and was amazed
at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50
percent. The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy
baby with virtually no pain, and the husband
had experienced none. She and her husband
were thrilled.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
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