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[strmrdr]

BECAUSE THE SHOPPING SEASON IS HERE…
Scientists have announced that we have made contact with an alien race. Their planet consists solely of a gigantic shopping center. The skeptical scientists didn''t believe it at first. How could this be? But after tremendous research, they have confirmed that it''s a mall world after all.

Wait! I have another!

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

 

[strmrdr]

Strange Reasons For Getting Fired !

I used to work as a hot-air balloon pilot, but my status was up in the air.

I used to work in a frozen food factory, but I got fresh and then they canned me.

I used to work in a dairy. I got fired for getting in the whey.

I lost my job at the massage parlor. I rubbed people the wrong way.

I was working in an orange juice factory, but I couldn''t concentrate.

I tried to be a chef. I imagined it would add a little spice to my life. But I didn''t have the thyme.

I once was a tailor, but I wasn''t suited for it. It was a so-so job.

I worked at Starbucks, but it was the same old grind.

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

I tried to work at a deli, but no matter how I sliced it, I couldn''t cut the mustard.

I worked for a plumber, but that work was too draining.

I even worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn''t hack it. So they gave me the ax.

I tried to work in a shoe factory, but I couldn''t fit in.

I became a fisherman, but couldn''t live on my net income.

I was a musician, but I found I wasn''t noteworthy.

I then got a job at a workout club, but they said I wasn''t fit for the job.

I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in that!

I wanted to become a doctor, but I didn''t have any patience.

 

[Linda W]

Uh Storm,

I think you need to be with Wifey2b again, ha ha ha ha ha.

Linda

 

[DiamanteBlu]

Looks like there is somebody besides me with too much time on their hands! LOL!