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Super_Ideal_Rock
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- Nov 1, 2003
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1. A bicycle can''t stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What''s the definition of a will? (It''s a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it''s your vote that counts; In feudalism, it''s your count that votes.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don''t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I''ll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can''t budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn''t find the key.
17. Every calendar''s days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. ''Taint yours and ''taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you''ve seen one shopping center you''ve seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she''d dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa''s helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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