Banana . . .

[soocool]

Now I am embarrassed to eat a banana.

 

[somethingshiny]

i tried. i found this instead:

Are you supposed to sit on that?

obviously. Don't you see the seat? it's that puckered thing in the middle.



oh no she diint!

 

[Squirrly]

better make sure the banana's disease-free before use!

 

[Steel]

i tried. i found this instead:

Are you supposed to sit on that?

obviously. Don't you see the seat? it's that puckered thing in the middle.



oh no she diint!

You spend too much time upside down - I was referring to the vertical projection a-top his head.

Oh yes she did!

 

[LaurenThePartier]

I'm so confused!

I'm with you! But I'm also more than a bit frightened to find out what they're talking about.

I'm assuming it's a reference to something on the 24 hr. thread...

Zoe, I'm sorry I didn't make it a bit clearer in the OP.

I wish the thread was still there but I typed out this long drawn out story about my husband yelling "Hold on to your banana!" in the car (I had multiple bananas in my lap at the time this all came about) while he takes hard turns and that turned into telling the story of my friend's poor Mother who was assumed to have lost her mind when she randomly would interject "Banana!" into random sentences in the car. It was only after multiple car rides with a conversation that went like this; "So, Jenny's baby shower is coming up soon - Banana - and we were thinking we would order a cake from Sugar Cat Cakes; you know, Tim's wife - banana - but we don't know if we should order buttercream or -banana - fondant? Thoughts? Banana." that my friend's sister came clean and confessed that they had started a slug-bug type of game with Mom to yell "banana" every time she saw a yellow car, but they had all long since stopped playing. Just forgot to let the poor lady know about it.

This all went pear shaped when I accidentally posted those 2 stories IMMEDIATELY after some hot and heavy sex talk about what people call getting down.

 

[LaurenThePartier]

LTP is that recipe like the Magnolia bakery banana pudding with nilla wafers in it? cuz I make that all the time and it rocks.

Googling now . . . looks very, very similar! It's my husband's recipe, though and I can't bake to save my life.

Which is a blessing for this banana that's still sitting on my desk. Uneaten.

 

[somethingshiny]

I see. Ah, Yes, there is a second seat on top. How convenient. A multi-purpose banana.

Perhaps it should be deemed a banana split??

 

[LaurenThePartier]

I see. Ah, Yes, there is a second seat on top. How convenient. A multi-purpose banana.

Perhaps it should be deemed a banana split??

Oh Fffffuuuuuuuu . . . . I'm freakin' dying of laughter here, SS!

 

[LaurenThePartier]

Why is there a picture of a horse in a sex swing in my thread, Maisie??? Why??????????

Better question is why did it take so long to have a horse in a sex swing in any thread

well said. I'm for equal horsey rights! Neeeigh.

That did it. I can't do any better than that.

/thread

 

[Squirrly]

I see. Ah, Yes, there is a second seat on top. How convenient. A multi-purpose banana.

Perhaps it should be deemed a banana split??

only if it comes with whipped cream, chocolate, and cherries

 

[Maisie]

We play the yellow car game. But we just say yellow car and punch the nearest person. I sometimes lie and say I have seen a yellow car just so I can give someone a cheeky punch.

 

[charbie]

I see. Ah, Yes, there is a second seat on top. How convenient. A multi-purpose banana.

Perhaps it should be deemed a banana split??

only if it comes with whipped cream, chocolate, and cherries

And must be eaten in LTPs sex swing...the horse is optional.

(Unless you're planning on some reverse cowgirl action...)

(Did I just say that?)

 

[zoebartlett]

I'm so confused!

I'm with you! But I'm also more than a bit frightened to find out what they're talking about.

I'm assuming it's a reference to something on the 24 hr. thread...

Zoe, I'm sorry I didn't make it a bit clearer in the OP.

I wish the thread was still there but I typed out this long drawn out story about my husband yelling "Hold on to your banana!" in the car (I had multiple bananas in my lap at the time this all came about) while he takes hard turns and that turned into telling the story of my friend's poor Mother who was assumed to have lost her mind when she randomly would interject "Banana!" into random sentences in the car. It was only after multiple car rides with a conversation that went like this; "So, Jenny's baby shower is coming up soon - Banana - and we were thinking we would order a cake from Sugar Cat Cakes; you know, Tim's wife - banana - but we don't know if we should order buttercream or -banana - fondant? Thoughts? Banana." that my friend's sister came clean and confessed that they had started a slug-bug type of game with Mom to yell "banana" every time she saw a yellow car, but they had all long since stopped playing. Just forgot to let the poor lady know about it.

This all went pear shaped when I accidentally posted those 2 stories IMMEDIATELY after some hot and heavy sex talk about what people call getting down.

And I missed it the first time around?! Thanks so much for catching us up! Great stories.

 

[ladyciel]

 

[LaurenThePartier]

There. It. Is.

Poor defiled banana . . .

 

[MonkeyPie]

I can has banana?

 

[Squirrly]

yes, but i personally have none to offer.

 

[Haven]

I carried around a blank book that I filled with quotes throughout my entire high school career. (Of course I did, I KNOW. Nerd.)
Anyway, that book is one of the few things I've kept all these years.
This thread reminded me of a quote that I have in there:
ETA: I'm laughing at the bubble handwriting of my teenage self. Oy to the vey!

 

[MonkeyPie]

LOL! That's cute.

 

[Maisie]

I think we all wrote like that when we were teenagers. My daughters write like that now!

 

[dragonfly411]

This Sh*t is bananas, B A N A N A S.... this Sh*t is bananas B A N A N A S

How did that not get posted yet?

Things like this thread are why I love PS.


I want a banana.... take that how you want.

 

[iLander]

I can't even find anything that I had when I was in high school. . .

 

[Squirrly]

thank you!

i've had banana phone stuck in my head for 5 hours now. i needed something else

 

[iLander]

Somebody better come up with a pudding recipe soon, because my DH might ask "what was on the forum tonight?"

Or worse yet, my DD will ask, and we ALL KNOW MOMS DON'T TALK LIKE THIS!

 

[manderz]

This Sh*t is bananas, B A N A N A S.... this Sh*t is bananas B A N A N A S

How did that not get posted yet?

Things like this thread are why I love PS.


I want a banana.... take that how you want.

AAHH!! I hate that song!! I do not need a spelling lesson!

 

[LaurenThePartier]

Somebody better come up with a pudding recipe soon, because my DH might ask "what was on the forum tonight?"

Or worse yet, my DD will ask, and we ALL KNOW MOMS DON'T TALK LIKE THIS!

iLander; have fun; http://www.tastespotting.com/search/banana+pudding/1

 

[iLander]

Somebody better come up with a pudding recipe soon, because my DH might ask "what was on the forum tonight?"

Or worse yet, my DD will ask, and we ALL KNOW MOMS DON'T TALK LIKE THIS!

iLander; have fun; http://www.tastespotting.com/search/banana+pudding/1

OH, GOOD! An alibi. . .

Why does the horse remind me of one of my ex-boyfriends?

 

[somethingshiny]

Somebody better come up with a pudding recipe soon, because my DH might ask "what was on the forum tonight?"

Or worse yet, my DD will ask, and we ALL KNOW MOMS DON'T TALK LIKE THIS!

iLander; have fun; http://www.tastespotting.com/search/banana+pudding/1

OH, GOOD! An alibi. . .

Why does the horse remind me of one of my ex-boyfriends?

Good Lord, woman. If he's hung like a horse, why is he your EX???

 

[iLander]

 

[iLander]

Somebody better come up with a pudding recipe soon, because my DH might ask "what was on the forum tonight?"

Or worse yet, my DD will ask, and we ALL KNOW MOMS DON'T TALK LIKE THIS!

iLander; have fun; http://www.tastespotting.com/search/banana+pudding/1

OH, GOOD! An alibi. . .

Why does the horse remind me of one of my ex-boyfriends?

Good Lord, woman. If he's hung like a horse, why is he your EX???

I almost choked on my water!

I was referring to the back of the horse, but I see where your mind is at . . . Yup, I see how it is . . .