BAD BAD doggie!!!!!

[kenny]

LOL! We call them SBD’s in our house, too!


Bah-haha! When we were kids, out of “politeness”, we were taught to use “fluffs” as a name for flatulence.

This thread is hilarious!

LOL
I used to work with a woman who insisted that women do not fart.
In an authoritative tone she said, "We fluffy".

 

[kenny]

Well Kenny
i think you set me up and had a word in Ms Borris' ear because i walked into the lounge behind her before and honestly i spent 5 minutes looking for cat poop but i think it was just a very potent fluff

Sorry.

 

[luv2sparkle]

That is hilarious!

We had family friends who taught their boys that when someone passed gas, everyone completely ignored it and said nothing.
My four boys found this hilarious and would dissolve in fits of laughter when one of them farted. It was very disconcerting for our friends. When they were little I wouldn't let them say fart. I made them say tooted because they didn't want to say that and I didn't have to listen to them screaming FART or He FARTED all day long.

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

That is hilarious!

We had family friends who taught their boys that when someone passed gas, everyone completely ignored it and said nothing.
My four boys found this hilarious and would dissolve in fits of laughter when one of them farted. It was very disconcerting for our friends. When they were little I wouldn't let them say fart. I made them say tooted because they didn't want to say that and I didn't have to listen to them screaming FART or He FARTED all day long.

I still don't say that word
I grew up in a no wind house hold

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

LOL
I used to work with a woman who insisted that women do not fart.
In an authoritative tone she said, "We fluffy".

This !
Also we don't sweat - we perspire

 

[kenny]

I still don't say that word
I grew up in a no wind house hold

... a no-wind household?

What did you use, corks?
Did anyone explode?

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

... a no-wind household?

What did you use, corks?
Did anyone explode?

Maybe training ?
Maybe mum's cooking

Even today beans have zero effect on me
Made bean salad for lunch
Had a rather large plate
not a toot out of me

 

[kenny]

... not a toot out of me

But what about fluffies?

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

But what about fluffies?

Honestly it kept me awake at high when i got my first real boyfriend that i might fluff in my sleep and he might hear

 

[kenny]

Honestly it kept me awake at high when i got my first real boyfriend that i might fluff in my sleep and he might hear

Well, getting high does have its pros and cons.

 

[SparklieBug]

This thread!!!

 

[AnastasiaBeaverhausen]

Psh. At my household, we embrace the toots. My toddler has already learned to weaponize her butt.

 

[kenny]

Psh. At my household, we embrace the toots. My toddler has already learned to weaponize her butt.

LOL, which reminds me ...

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