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[strmrdr]

GUINEVERE AND LANCELOT HAVE A FALLING OUT
One night, Guinevere and Lancelot had a huge argument. Eventually, they reached an impasse. Guinevere told Lancelot that she never wanted to see him again. Heartbroken, Lancelot headed to the local tavern. Eventually, Guinever calmed down. She went out to find him. Spotting Lancelot’s horse outside the tavern, she went inside. A man who was leaving recognized her. He asked, “What’s a knight’s girl like you doing in a place like this?”

 

[Cehrabehra]

::double groan:: LOL

 

[Skippy123]

 

[Ellen]

BAN

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 7/19/2007 1:22:23 PM
Author: Ellen
BAN

Immediately!

 

[Ellen]

lol Wow Lorelei, I was watching your smiley, it''s a long one!!

Is that one in our thread?

 

[mercoledi]

Ok fine.

Why is there only on Eiffel Tower?




Beause they eat their young.





There are only two types of people, those who think that''s funny, and those who don''t.

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 7/19/2007 1:29:47 PM
Author: Ellen
lol Wow Lorelei, I was watching your smiley, it's a long one!!

Is that one in our thread?

Can't remember...* goes to check*

added to other thread as of now

 

[Skippy123]

Date: 7/19/2007 1:40:39 PM
Author: Lorelei

Date: 7/19/2007 1:29:47 PM
Author: Ellen
lol Wow Lorelei, I was watching your smiley, it's a long one!!

Is that one in our thread?

Can't remember...* goes to check*

added to other thread as of now

Lorelei and Ellen are two peas in a pod! Too cute. "Our thread"

 

[Madam Bijoux]

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan
tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by
the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one
boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he
passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed
down to in vestigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me.
One for you, one for me."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode
off.

Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling
along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won''t believe what I
heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can''t you see it''s hard for me to
walk."
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the
cemetery..

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One
for you, one for me..."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you''ve been tellin'' me the truth.
Let''s see if we can see the Lord."

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were
still unable To see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought
iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a
glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That''s all. Now
let''s go get those nuts by the fence and we''ll be done."
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes
ahead of the kid on the bike.