7 days from, "The Teenager's Book of Daily Meditations"

[kenny]

SUNDAY
empty cereal boxes
go back in the pantry

MONDAY
the water you spilled makes the floor slippery
exit immediately to safety

TUESDAY
your bedroom's floor
is your largest drawer

WEDNESDAY
empty ice cube trays
are stored in the freezer

THURSDAY
To not have to change the roll
leave 2 squares

FRIDAY
After drinking water from one cup
drink more water from another

SATURDAY
speak like a professor when you want something
otherwise grunt

 

[Snowdrop13]

Any day of the week (in my house, recently),

1. Loll on sofa in dressing gown with laptop on knee
2. Ask mother (who has just come in from 10 hour hectic day) “what’s for dinner?”

 

[Tartansparkles]

In our house..

Monday:
Demand new backpack for starting back at school.
Fill new backpack with milky drink from leaking travel mug (and walk away).

Tuesday:
Demand new backpack for starting school...

 

[Dee*Jay]

Wait!? So TR's children come and spend time at all of YOUR houses too?!

Hilarious Kenny! And true...