A Warning to All You LIW and New Brides...

[cRaSh]

I''m sorry if this has been posted before.

Please excuse the rough language in the following story.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back,
the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I''d never heard before! I
mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You''ve got to take me home..., PLEASE
MAMA!"

"Connie, Connie," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"

"Please don''t make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I''m so
embarrassed, they''re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron,
cook..."

"I''ll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother

 

[wifey2b]

Date: 8/10/2006 8:21:40 AM
Author:cRaSh
I''m sorry if this has been posted before.

Please excuse the rough language in the following story.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back,
the bride immediately called her mother.

''Well,'' said her mother, ''so how was the honeymoon?''

Oh, mama,'' she replied, ''the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...''

Suddenly she burst out crying. ''But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I''d never heard before! I
mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You''ve got to take me home..., PLEASE
MAMA!''

''Connie, Connie,'' her mother said, ''calm down! You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?''

''Please don''t make me tell you, mama,'' wept the daughter, ''I''m so
embarrassed, they''re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!''

''Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!''

Sobbing, the bride said, ''Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron,
cook...''

''I''ll pick you up in twenty minutes,'' said the mother

Rofl!!!!!!!! I sure hope strm sees this...giggle...but sad thing is, he already knows I am not afraid of these words...ok so I don''t like the iron word. I swear I am the queen in getting double seems in the front of men''s pants...well it has its benefits :} My Dad refuses for me to iron them anymore - so mom has to do them

Good one cRaSh!

Wifey2b:}

 

[codex57]

hahaha. In this day and age, sooooo true. I remember in college, my buddy dated this girl... Man, we were making tacos, and the only thing we asked her to do was to cut the tomatoes into little chunks. Dice them? It was only like one or two tomatoes. Anyways, we had finished everything else. Cooking the ground beef, cutting the lettuce, etc. We went to check on her cuz we realized she hadn''t moved from the corner of the kitchen the whole time. Turns out, she wasn''t done cutting yet. It''s cuz she was using her free hand to hold the cutting board and not the tomato. The tomato chunk would slide back and forth as the knife slowly cut through it. She had to cut extra slowly to make sure the downward pressure didn''t squish the tomatoe. Apparently, it was the first time she had ever been asked to cut a vegetable. Either that, or it was a brilliant ploy to make sure we never asked her to cook anything ever again.

 

[FireGoddess]

ROFL!!

 

[Dee*Jay]

Date: 8/10/2006 11:57:41 AM
Author: codex57
It's cuz she was using her free hand to hold the cutting board and not the tomato. The tomato chunk would slide back and forth as the knife slowly cut through it. She had to cut extra slowly to make sure the downward pressure didn't squish the tomatoe.

You mean this *isn't* the right way to do it???