packrat|1386869511|3572934 said:I am socially awkward. I do not enjoy meeting people. I do not like talking to people I do not know. Trying to find something to talk about w/people I do not know makes me want to vomit or cry. So, if I am someplace and introduced to someone, rather than stare uncomfortably at my surroundings and wish a hole would swallow me up, I will ask questions.
Where are you from? YES I WILL F-ING ASK THIS. Do you live here? Are you from here? (meaning THIS TOWN not this f-ing country, so I'll just get THAT out of the way shall I?) If you are not from here, I will ask if you are just visiting or did you move here?
See how this works is, this hopefully sparks a con-ver-sa-tion. Where us big kids talk about stuff. Whatcha do see, is I say something, and then you say something back, relating to what I said, and we have a meeting of the minds.
Oh, you're just visiting? Do you have relatives here? (meaning, might I know them, maybe we have that in common)
Oh, you moved here? Did you move for a job, or to be closer to someone here? (cuz there's no other earthly reason for anyone to move here, just so's ya know) Where did you move from?
Oh, you moved for a job-where do you work/what do you do?
Ah, I see, your husbands job, and you stay home w/the kids. I loved staying home w/my kids..how old are yours?
Small talk. Nobody is going to ask another person upon meeting them for the first time who their favorite Loony Tunes character is, or if they believe in God. Do you masturbate? This is also not an appropriate initial meeting question to ask of another person.
However, I find that people are becoming super touchy about everything anymore, so this makes it hard to initiate a conversation w/anyone other than people you've known for a while, for fear of offending or pissing someone off.
I'll just start asking people if they have a lot of money. Or how they stand on the death penalty. Or if they like oral sex. Cuz for whatever reason, those types of questions seem to not spark the instant rage and righteous indignation that innocuous questions do.
ROFL to all this! I was hoping this thread question might spark some - well, sparky - debate!