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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room."
Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."
The stationary store moved.
A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. Has red stains.
I have bad news. My grandma only has two weeks to live.
But there is no way I'm paying the ransom.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room."
Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."
The stationary store moved.
A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. Has red stains.
I have bad news. My grandma only has two weeks to live.
But there is no way I'm paying the ransom.