Silly/bad//cheesy jokes?
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Skippy123
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Another cute one.
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, please stand up."
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, please stand up."
Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you''re stupid, Little Johnny?"
"I don’t, ma''am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
iheartscience
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What did the one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
Does this taste funny to you?
redfaerythinker
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Where does the king keep his armies?...
In his sleevies!!!!
lol, I know that''s terrible, but I crack up every time.
In his sleevies!!!!
lol, I know that''s terrible, but I crack up every time.
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Why do the French only eat one egg at breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is "un oeuf" [pronounced enough]!
Because in France, one egg is "un oeuf" [pronounced enough]!
ladypirate
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they''d be chicken sedans!
Because if they had four, they''d be chicken sedans!
somethingshiny
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Why was the letter wet?
because there was postage dew
What do you get when you cross a mouth and a twig?
lipstick
Two muffins are sitting in the oven and the one turns to the other and says "dang, it''s hot in here!" The second muffin says "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
Why do elephants paint their tonails red?
so they can hide in cherry trees
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
works, doesn''t it
because there was postage dew
What do you get when you cross a mouth and a twig?
lipstick
Two muffins are sitting in the oven and the one turns to the other and says "dang, it''s hot in here!" The second muffin says "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
Why do elephants paint their tonails red?
so they can hide in cherry trees
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
works, doesn''t it
somethingshiny
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I forgot to put on one of my favorites. Apparently some people think it's a bad joke...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!
cracks me up every time!!
and another one, my mom's favorites
what does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?
shake hands
What's a four letter word for intercourse ending in 'k'?
talk
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!
cracks me up every time!!
and another one, my mom's favorites
what does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?
shake hands
What's a four letter word for intercourse ending in 'k'?
talk
OUpearlgirl
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Why does a milk stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Warning.. This one might offend some of you..
Guess who is still together after all of the crap they''ve been through?
Your butt cheeks.
Because the cow has the udder.
Warning.. This one might offend some of you..
Guess who is still together after all of the crap they''ve been through?
Your butt cheeks.
GoingCrazy29
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How do you make a kleenex dance?
- Put a little boogie in it!!
What did the policeman say to his shirt?
- You''re under a vest (get it, like you''re under arrest but with an accent?!)
- Put a little boogie in it!!
What did the policeman say to his shirt?
- You''re under a vest (get it, like you''re under arrest but with an accent?!)
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