How the Fight Started! LOL

[DiamanteBlu]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"


. . . and that''s when the fight started . . .

 

[ang3199]

Oh sheesh Diamante: I''m reading this thinking ''oh my goodness gracious''. Then I realized it was a joke. You jokester! Hahah

 

[DiamanteBlu]

Sorry. I couldn't resist. When I first saw it I had the same reaction as you did.

I should see if I can add an LOL! to the title so I don't worry people.

ETA: Does anybody know how to edit a title of a thread?

 

[Miranda]

It took me a while to realize this was a joke, LOL! I was thinking, "That Diamante is so mean!" I get it now!

 

[Dee*Jay]

OK, this seriously made me laugh out loud! Now I have to explain it to my husband because he wants to know wha't so funny...

ETA: So I explained it to my HH and he's first of all laughing as wildly as I did, and he second of all said, that's the kind of thing YOU would say. (I think he meant it as a compliment.

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[diamondseeker2006]

Okay, I have to admit...that was really funny!

 

[DiamanteBlu]

Date: 12/7/2007 10:12:15 PM
Author: Miranda
It took me a while to realize this was a joke, LOL! I was thinking, 'That Diamante is so mean!' I get it now!

LOL! No, not mean - not a mean bone in my body.

I needed a good laugh and when I "got it" - took a few secs! I cracked up [been in court at trial and testifying this week re my ex not paying what he owes and I am exhausted but can't sleep so I'm vegging out but posting nonetheless.].

I thought it would be appreciated here but I should have titled it as a joke! My bad [as DD would say]!

 

[BigDiamonds]

LOL. I was pretty impressed for a second. That would have been very witty. And mean.

But still witty!!

 

[risingsun]

This actuallly happened to me!! I was rear-ended, with my then young daughter in her car seat in the back seat of my car. I got out to "have at" the driver. Well, the driver got out of her car and she was a dwarf--I swear to God! I backed down from attack mode and she offered to pay for all damages and she promptly did. It was one of those totally

experiences...no disrespect meant to any of small stature.

 

[DiamanteBlu]

Date: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM
Author: risingsun
This actuallly happened to me!! I was rear-ended, with my then young daughter in her car seat in the back seat of my car. I got out to ''have at'' the driver. Well, the driver got out of her car and she was a dwarf--I swear to God! I backed down from attack mode and she offered to pay for all damages and she promptly did. It was one of those totally

experiences...no disrespect meant to any of small stature.

Crap! LOL!

BTW, I am happy to say that I have never had such an incident. OK, where is some wood - gotta go knock on it!

 

[VegasAngel]

Bwahahahaha.

 

[Skippy123]

Cute

 

[Maisie]

lol!!! Very funny!!!

 

[Lorelei]

Highly amusing!!!

 

[Girlrocks]

Ok, my first reaction was to say how off-color that was, but then I thought I must have missed something because no one would post this. Then, I had a cup of coffee (aka, sanity) and re-read it...now I get it! Funny! Thanks!

 

[CrownJewel]

That was great. For 5 seconds I thought you were a meanie too.

 

[Ellen]

Date: 12/8/2007 7:53:54 AM
Author: Lorelei
Highly amusing!!!

Indeed!

 

[Mara]

Date: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM
Author: risingsun

I got out to 'have at' the driver.
she was a dwarf!
I backed down from attack mode

I'm curious...why would you back down from attack mode just because she was a dwarf? Regardless of that fact, she still rear-ended you and you were still upset. Was it suddenly okay because she was small?

Not that I am saying I wouldn't do the same thing...I probably would unconsciously, but this post made me wonder WHY we would do that.

 

[Gypsy]

ROFLMAO. I LOVE THAT! It''s terrible, cause now I''m going to be chuckling all day!

Thank you DB!

 

[risingsun]

Date: 12/8/2007 2:40:18 PM
Author: Mara

Date: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM
Author: risingsun

I got out to ''have at'' the driver.
she was a dwarf!
I backed down from attack mode

I''m curious...why would you back down from attack mode just because she was a dwarf? Regardless of that fact, she still rear-ended you and you were still upset. Was it suddenly okay because she was small?

Not that I am saying I wouldn''t do the same thing...I probably would unconsciously, but this post made me wonder WHY we would do that.

Mara~I got out of my car and stood up to my full height of 5''4". She got out of her car and came up to my belly button

I have a testy temper, but I just couldn''t "go for it." Once I discovered that my daughter was not injured, which I did before confronting the other driver, I was rendered silent by looking at the top of her head. I once had an argument with a police officer, who hit my car, so I''m usually quite vocal, but this one just had me