Funny Jokes, Humorous Clippings

[Colored Gemstone Nut]

The following is a collection of funny clips a friend sent me today..I thought I would share with Everyone...Please add If you guys have any funny clips...

 

[Colored Gemstone Nut]

Since I am in Alaska I thought you guys would get a kick out of it...

 

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[AGBF]

If everyone attaches jokes here, the thread will become unwieldy! We should break it up. Maybe the visual jokes should be here and the other jokes should be by topic elsewhere? (I am going to post one on pets.)

Deb

 

[magna2]

Josh,

LMAO. I guess when you are in the frozen tundra you have to find humor or go nuts.

 

[Mikesgirl]

Josh - Looks like you have that slightly twisted humor that I and many others have. I particularly like the "naughty rabbit" one. Do you remember the Calvin snowman series, where he built snowmen in outrageous situations, like lying behind the car while other snowmen looked on? Love that stuff.

 

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On 11/20/2003 10:04:32 AM magna2 wrote:











Josh,

LMAO. I guess when you are in the frozen tundra you have to find humor or go nuts.

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Hey Magna...

I think "going nuts" & "gone nuts" are 2 different things...I'm the latter..Lol...

 

[Mara]

Post 'em all here...I love scrolling down and reading them all one after another!

 

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On 11/21/2003 3:05:20 PM Mikesgirl wrote:





Josh - Looks like you have that slightly twisted humor that I and many others have. I particularly like the 'naughty rabbit' one. Do you remember the Calvin snowman series, where he built snowmen in outrageous situations, like lying behind the car while other snowmen looked on? Love that stuff.
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Hey Marty,

Lol...Yes I have that twisted sense of humor....I have always liked the illustrations done by cartoon comic Gary Larson....

 

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[Mikesgirl]

Yeah, I really miss his stuff. We have all the books of his comics. My husband lights up when he sees them. In fact he's looking over my shoulder grinning right now . . .

 

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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.​

 

[Mikesgirl]

OMG, Josh, this last one sounds like a nightmare to me (except for the gourmet coffee).

 

[Colored Gemstone Nut]

Hee Hee..Hey Marty...Wait 20 years and get back to me on the last statement...(Just Kiddin)

 

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THE BIG ICICLE MYSTERY SOLVED.............

 

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