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[strmrdr]

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE MAD GENETICIST?
A geneticist wanted to be the first person to clone a human. He couldn’t find a volunteer, so he cloned himself. His efforts were successful, and he was asked to address a conference. When he began to speak, his clone started swearing. Frustrated, the scientist pushed the clone out a window. The clone fell to his death. The police arrested the scientist. He was charged with making an obscene clone fall.

 

[Regular Guy]

 

[strmrdr]

SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST NOT BE DRIVING A CAR
A police officer spotted a car speeding and swerving slightly. He pulled behind it and activated his lights. But the driver didn’t respond. So the officer pulled alongside the car. He was astounded to see that the driver was knitting. The officer lowered his window and yelled, “Pull over!” “No,” the driver hollered. “Scarf.”

 

[DMBsGirl]

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[Skippy123]

Date: 10/6/2007 12:10:44 PM
Author: strmrdr
SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST NOT BE DRIVING A CAR
A police officer spotted a car speeding and swerving slightly. He pulled behind it and activated his lights. But the driver didn’t respond. So the officer pulled alongside the car. He was astounded to see that the driver was knitting. The officer lowered his window and yelled, “Pull over!” “No,” the driver hollered. “Scarf.”

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