Thought this light-hearted little story might make people smile:
I've been going to the gym and doing well with eating healthy, now that work isn't so crazy. It's been years since I had a romance, and I want to lose a lot more weight before getting out there, but I just thought I'd check my pulse. I was sitting at a bar waiting for a friend, and I notice this man. I clock that he has a nice face, fashionable clothes, and no wedding ring. He's about my age. I'm surreptitiously checking him out...checking him out, and I notice he has really beefy thighs. Suddenly, he looks right at me and says, "Hello Jambalaya!"
It's my dentist!!
I did not recognize him in his fashionable clothes, out of the white coat which makes him look older and rather formal (and covers up the beefy thighs!) My ex had thighs like string cheese, so I appreciated this example of the masculine form.
I've been going to the gym and doing well with eating healthy, now that work isn't so crazy. It's been years since I had a romance, and I want to lose a lot more weight before getting out there, but I just thought I'd check my pulse. I was sitting at a bar waiting for a friend, and I notice this man. I clock that he has a nice face, fashionable clothes, and no wedding ring. He's about my age. I'm surreptitiously checking him out...checking him out, and I notice he has really beefy thighs. Suddenly, he looks right at me and says, "Hello Jambalaya!"
It's my dentist!!
I did not recognize him in his fashionable clothes, out of the white coat which makes him look older and rather formal (and covers up the beefy thighs!) My ex had thighs like string cheese, so I appreciated this example of the masculine form.
I am also appreciative of a thick-thighed/thick-everything man. 
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