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Iceman

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WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ''Nothing'' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don''t do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT''S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That''s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you''re welcome.
 

Diamondsbybree

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Ooohhhhh soooo true~!~! I am guilty of all of the above~!
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sevens one

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Hey Iceman,
Ya know what I think about your thread?

"Nothing"

and BTW, I'm sighing here-
 

1215n

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oh my goodness that is sooooooooofunny! I just gave my bf one of those "nothing" statements...uh oh!!Of course it was about a diamond!!!
 

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On 8/27/2004 9:54:07 AM Iceman wrote:

WORDS WOMEN USE
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THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
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Correction to the above:

"Just say you're welcome and run"

... believe me, I know what I am talking about
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Thanks for the good laugh, of course
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gingerBcookie

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hehe...i just emailed that list to my sweetie and a few male friends with advice to memorize and act accordingly...probably the closest they'll ever come to cracking the "female code," which, btw i use to my advantage shamelessly!
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Dancing Fire

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I can't post the words my wife use,when she's mad at me...LOL
 
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