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why men don''t write advice columns!

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Dear Walter,



I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn''t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband''s help. W hen I got home I couldn''t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling incr easingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won''t go to counseling and I''m afraid I can''t get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?



Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps, Walter
 
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This reminded me of the eharmony rejection letter.

Your answer to question XX was unacceptable...
Q "What do you like most in a woman?"
A My peni$
 
Hehehehe that makes me laugh
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HA!!
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OMG hilarious
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Come on, her man is useless, best have a car she can rely on!
 
Date: 1/30/2009 5:47:03 PM
Author: cara
Come on, her man is useless, best have a car she can rely on!
Haha, good one!!!
 
Date: 1/30/2009 5:47:03 PM
Author: cara
Come on, her man is useless, best have a car she can rely on!
HAAHAA!!! Love it!
 
tee hee - i can imagine my dad answering the same way, only adding at the end.


"let me get my shotgun"

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Holy crap!
Talk about dense!!
 
FUNNY!!! That WAS only a joke though right?
 
Date: 1/31/2009 5:03:31 PM
Author: Kelli
FUNNY!!! That WAS only a joke though right?
exactly
 
Date: 1/30/2009 5:47:03 PM
Author: cara
Come on, her man is useless, best have a car she can rely on!

Good advice!
 
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