Ultimate Blonde in the woodpile story

[Tropicmaster]

A very good friend of ours ( born brunette, been that way since) was recently eating dinner with most of her family in a fairly crowded, very quiet Subway restaurant. MIL gets full and still has a lot of sandwich left. She asks our friend does she want the rest of the sub. Our friend replies that " no, six inches always fills me right up" She then goes even further by saying that " six inches is all I can stuff in my mouth and if I try for more I have to walk around the block 3 or 4 times to recover". The restaurant gets MUCH quieter. Our friends family hustle her out the door to the sounds of badly muffled laughter from most of the other diners. Our friend is still oblivious at this point. Once her and the family are in the car they explain it to her as they nearly put themselves in the hospital laughing! Our friend swears that nobody in her family is blonde, but I have to say " Hmmmmm". lol

 

[onvacation]

Date: 7/23/2009 10:35:17 PM
Author:Tropicmaster

A very good friend of ours ( born brunette, been that way since) was recently eating dinner with most of her family in a fairly crowded, very quiet Subway restaurant. MIL gets full and still has a lot of sandwich left. She asks our friend does she want the rest of the sub. Our friend replies that '' no, six inches always fills me right up'' She then goes even further by saying that '' six inches is all I can stuff in my mouth and if I try for more I have to walk around the block 3 or 4 times to recover''. The restaurant gets MUCH quieter. Our friends family hustle her out the door to the sounds of badly muffled laughter from most of the other diners. Our friend is still oblivious at this point. Once her and the family are in the car they explain it to her as they nearly put themselves in the hospital laughing! Our friend swears that nobody in her family is blonde, but I have to say '' Hmmmmm''. lol

Teehee! Good thing there''s a very large hospital right next door to my closest Subways. I always thought it was a strange location for a sandwich shop to be in - now I know why!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/23/2009 10:35:17 PM
Author:Tropicmaster

A very good friend of ours ( born brunette, been that way since) was recently eating dinner with most of her family in a fairly crowded, very quiet Subway restaurant. MIL gets full and still has a lot of sandwich left. She asks our friend does she want the rest of the sub. Our friend replies that '' no, six inches always fills me right up'' She then goes even further by saying that '' six inches is all I can stuff in my mouth and if I try for more I have to walk around the block 3 or 4 times to recover''. The restaurant gets MUCH quieter. Our friends family hustle her out the door to the sounds of badly muffled laughter from most of the other diners. Our friend is still oblivious at this point. Once her and the family are in the car they explain it to her as they nearly put themselves in the hospital laughing! Our friend swears that nobody in her family is blonde, but I have to say '' Hmmmmm''. lol

i don''t get it

 

[monarch64]

I don''t get it, either?

 

[Tropicmaster]

Subway sells two sizes of sub- foot long and six inch. I really dont have to lead you down this path do I ? Oblivious woman+six inches stuffed into mouth+ attentive listeners= massive mirth

 

[Lexie]

I'm sure it's going to take a while for her to live that down!

Gotta love it when things are misconstrued and taken out of context

 

[kiett98]

LMAO!!!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/24/2009 11:04:00 AM
Author: kiett98
LMAO!!!

must be something nasty.