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8:00 am: I woke up to 4 inches of snow, so I made a snowman. 
8:10 - A feminist asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - Then she complained the snowwoman's chest was noticeable. She screamed that, "Like all men, you're am a misogynist pig, objectifying women everywhere!"
8:20 - The gay couple threw a hissy fit and moaned, "It should have been two snowmen"
8:22 - The transgenderman ... woman...person asked why I didn't just make a snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans complained about the carrot nose, since carrots are not what a nose is, meat.
8:28 - I was called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color to be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then I was accused for making a snowperson with blackface.
8:39 - The middle eastern man with a bomb-vest demanded the snowwoman wear a burka.
8:40 - The police came to arrest me, saying someone has been offended.
8:42 - The feminist complained that the snowman's broomstick needed to go because it depicted a woman in a domestic role, and since I'm a man the broom's handle must be a penis symbol.
8:43 - The property management company's 'Equality Board' threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - News crews from ABC, CNN, NBC, FOX, NPR, and Voice of America came, asking whether I knew the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. When I replied, "Yes, snowballs." their headlines stated that I'm a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - The detectives asked whether I have any accomplices, then my children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by EVERYTHING marched down the street demanding I be arrested.
9:45 - My boss fired me for the negative association with the company that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman.
The moral of my story?
There ain't no F-ing moral!
This is what our world has become, all because of a bunch of woke snowflakes.
8:10 - A feminist asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - Then she complained the snowwoman's chest was noticeable. She screamed that, "Like all men, you're am a misogynist pig, objectifying women everywhere!"
8:20 - The gay couple threw a hissy fit and moaned, "It should have been two snowmen"
8:22 - The transgender
8:25 - The vegans complained about the carrot nose, since carrots are not what a nose is, meat.
8:28 - I was called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color to be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then I was accused for making a snowperson with blackface.
8:39 - The middle eastern man with a bomb-vest demanded the snowwoman wear a burka.
8:40 - The police came to arrest me, saying someone has been offended.
8:42 - The feminist complained that the snowman's broomstick needed to go because it depicted a woman in a domestic role, and since I'm a man the broom's handle must be a penis symbol.
8:43 - The property management company's 'Equality Board' threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - News crews from ABC, CNN, NBC, FOX, NPR, and Voice of America came, asking whether I knew the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. When I replied, "Yes, snowballs." their headlines stated that I'm a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - The detectives asked whether I have any accomplices, then my children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by EVERYTHING
marched down the street demanding I be arrested. 9:45 - My boss fired me for the negative association with the company that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman.
The moral of my story?
There ain't no F-ing moral!
This is what our world has become, all because of a bunch of woke snowflakes.
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