Ted Cruz

[soxfan]

Woke up and saw that Ted Cruz was trending on twitter. Clicked to see why.

 

[Calliecake]

LOL @soxfan Someone tweeted they would give ten dollars to any reporter who asked Ted Cruz if he had seen any good movies lately.

 

[Dee*Jay]

OMG -- this is hilarious!

I particularly liked the tweet from his old college room mate, LOL.

 

[E B]

 

[soxfan]

And this tweet for the win:

 

[soxfan]

OMG I gotta get off twitter and go work out....

 

[soxfan]

waywaywayway wait.....one more.

 

[Madam Bijoux]

Little hands can do yuge damage

 

[Calliecake]

You aren't kidding Madam Bijoux!!!

 

[redwood66]

 

[Abril]

Ted Cruz remembered 9/11 in his own way.

 

[Arkteia]

And of course, this is the best

"WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The pornography industry has likely suffered permanent damage as a result of its unfortunate association with the Texas senator Ted Cruz, industry sources said on Tuesday."

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...evocably-damaged-by-association-with-ted-cruz

 

[kenny]

Woke up and saw that Ted Cruz was trending on twitter. Clicked to see why.

I''m not on titter, and not curious enough though to join.

I have no idea what this is about.
Anyone care to clue me in?

 

[monarch64]

Kenny, the dog's expression illustrated the look on soxfan's face when she saw why Cruz was trending on Twitter. And Cruz was trending (in other words, blowing Twitter up, aka every other post was about this topic) because he --ok, his intern or whomever, hahahahahahaha-- was searching for **** on twitter. On social media there is a search bar at the top above where you post your status. It was pretty apparent that Mr. C mistook the status bar for the search bar.

Honestly you'd have to be somewhat familiar with social media to have a laugh at this. Sorry, I did my best.

 

[kenny]

Thanks Monnie.
Curious, I googled it and found an explanation for dummies ... They probably call us 'twits'.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-twitter-pornographic-post-242584