PS Life Analogies

[marcy]

Someone at work today was asking my husband why someone else was so mad. DH said "because you put a fingerprint on her jewel" "You smudged her bobble". Hmm where would he get that idea?

What other PS life analogies can we use?

 

[jewelz617]

My husband was making pancakes this morning for our daughter. He offered to make me one and I said "No thanks." He goes "If I made them sparkle, would you have one?"

He''s soooooo funny

 

[Bella_mezzo]

hahahahahaha...I don''t have an analogy, but "if I make them sparkle would you want one" is exactly something my DH would say. He says I''m a magpie b/c I''m drawn to sparkly things

 

[Sizzle]

"I''m sure it is the same size it''s always been... I''m just experiencing ''shrinkage''"

 

[marcy]

PinkAsscher678, that is a good one.I am sure it’s something my DH would say to me too.

Bella, I must be Maggie as well.I tell my students (astronomy) I must be easily entertained as I am only interested in things that sparkle.

Sizzle, I love it.After drooling over a 3+ carat RB this weekend my little ½ ct looks smaller.

 

[marcy]

How about "that theory is as flawed as a promotional grade diamond" or "you can see through that like a light aqua with a giant window"?

 

[luv2sparkle]

I think heaven will be full of sparklie things. My husband has told me that when I get to the gate made of one giant pearl, they will have to pry my hands off it as I am
crying "Can''t I pleaseeeeeeee just wear it on my finger. Or that I will be found trying to pry up a gold street paver, muttering to my self, I could make a lovely bracelet
out of this.....

I am drawn to all things that sparkle as well. I think my daughter has caught the sickness as well.......

 

[marcy]

Great story Luv2Sparkle. I can picture you trying to wear that giant pearl on your finger. Woo hoo for your daughter carrying on your traditions.