One day at the barber shop

[Madam Bijoux]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?

The boy takes the quarters and leaves."What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store."Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill from the barber?

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar the game's over!"

 

[Cehrabehra]

LOVE that joke - told it to my daughter and brother, it's funny... she says, "So the kid made a deal with the ice cream maker?" oh my child...

 

[zoebartlett]

Smart boy. Good joke.

 

[jewelerman]

thanks i need that!

 

[kenny]

Excellent joke!

We don't get many jokes here on PS.
I blame it on the uber-PCness of this place.
Everyone is afraid of offending - for good reason.
I've never seen a place where so many poster get their panties in a wad.

 

[Luckyeshe]

Awesome joke! I shared it with a few friends and they appreciated the laugh! Thanks for sharing!

 

[honey22]

Excellent joke!

We don't get many jokes here on PS.
I blame it on the uber-PCness of this place.
Everyone is afraid of offending - for good reason.
I've never seen a place where so many poster get their panties in a wad.

Then lets start a joke thread Kenny! With a great big disclaimer on it that if you get offended easily don't open it It doesn't have to be rude, but members can be aware that if they are likely to get their panties in a wad as you so eloquently put it, then don't read it.