Not so sexy songs

[somethingshiny]

On the heels of the Sexy thread, what songs that were meant to be sexy are just not?

Color Me Badd "I Wanna Sex You Up"

don't remember the artist but some of the lyrics were "I wanna lick you up and down.....I wanna get freaky with you."

and a rap (?) song with lyrics "back seat windows up that's the way you like to f "

 

[aliciagirl]

That version of "Boom, Boom, Boom" that was so dirty I can't even post the lyrics. I think it was by the Outhere Brothers or something similar to that.

 

[dragonfly411]

Addicted - Saving Abel

 

[TravelingGal]

Wild Thing. Ugh.

 

[Madam Bijoux]

"Love to Love You Baby" by Donna Summer. Boring. Probably responsible for killing Disco.

 

[Yimmers]

Ginuwine - My Pony!!!

But it was great fun to have that played at my friend's wedding in the late night when we were all a bit toasty.

 

[Selkie]

My DH and I usually have very similar taste in many things, but he's 7 years older than I am, so there's still a few...gaps, especially musically. When he tried to "get me in the mood" once with a playlist of 70's Soul/Barry White/bow-chicka-wow type music, I just kept breaking out laughing. Then I felt bad, because he was kind of insulted that he'd put all that work into putting together a "sexy" soundtrack and all I could do was giggle.

 

[swimmer]

Selkie, I love you.

miss you!

 

[T L]

"IF you think I'm sexy" by Rod Stewart, because I most certainly do NOT FIND HIM SEXY AT ALL! That song makes me cringe.

"Stroke me" by Billy Squier. The video is enough to make one grab a vomit bucket.

 

[somethingshiny]

"Stroke me" by Billy Squier. The video is enough to make one grab a vomit bucket.

Totally forgot about this song. I swear it was like the high school boys anthem at the dances. I remember them all yelling out "STROKE STROKE"