Monday morning musings........

[Upgradable]

Please add any that make you stop in your mental tracks.

*Why do service and installation people only work Monday-Friday 8-6? I'd be willing to pay extra not to have to take vacation time to accommodate them.

*Why do they give you a time window if they aren't going to come until 10 minutes before the window closes?

*Why does the coffee carafe always drip?

 

[Lynnie]

*Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

*Why do drive-thru ATMs have braille code on them?

*How come packages on a ship are called cargo ,and packages in a car are called shipments?

 

[luv2sparkle]

Why are trucks called "semi-trucks"? Semi what?

 

[dragonfly411]

Why does bison taste like the zoo and not like a cow?

Why do companies want you to plan sick days?

Why does my Publix have water across the store from the rest of the beverages?

Why is the stupid pastor from my town now going to be on the Today show??????

 

[Jennifer W]

Why would you store hundreds of critical and / or historical documents in a safe the size of a small apartment, but not provide any index or cataloguing of said documents?

That one isn't a rhetorical question.

Jen

 

[DivaDiamond007]

Why is it that as soon as you lay down for a nap the phone starts to ring?

Why do people forget how to drive when it rains or snows?

Why does the boss always beat you to the office on the one day you're running behind?

 

[dawnabee]

Why is it that as soon as you lay down for a nap the phone starts to ring?

Why do people forget how to drive when it rains or snows?

Why does the boss always beat you to the office on the one day you're running behind?

ditto. ditto. ditto!!


Why do things you plan ahead either fall through or never turn out the way you plan?

Why do you always hit the red lights when you are running late?

How come coffee is the only drink I happen to spill on myself?