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I am not making this up. (I wish I was.)
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/us/florida-roach-eating-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/us/florida-roach-eating-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
kenny|1349808542|3282305 said:I am not making this up. (I wish I was.)
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/us/florida-roach-eating-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
iLander|1349823622|3282440 said:I vary, just all by myself.![]()
iLander|1349823622|3282440 said:My politically incorrect responses are (in random order):
Apparently natural selection really does work.
I think this is the person we have all those damn warnings on the plastic bags for.
Thankfully, people like this are a self-limiting problem.
This guy is a sure-fire winner for the Darwin awards.
Then my twisted wonderings; do you think he took the legs off the roaches first, or did they kind of scrape down his throat? Wouldn't they get caught in his teeth? Wouldn't you hate to be the coroner that had to cut that guy open?
I vary, just all by myself.![]()
iLander|1349823622|3282440 said:My politically incorrect responses are (in random order):
Apparently natural selection really does work.
I think this is the person we have all those damn warnings on the plastic bags for.
Thankfully, people like this are a self-limiting problem.
This guy is a sure-fire winner for the Darwin awards.
Then my twisted wonderings; do you think he took the legs off the roaches first, or did they kind of scrape down his throat? Wouldn't they get caught in his teeth? Wouldn't you hate to be the coroner that had to cut that guy open?
I vary, just all by myself.![]()
Haven|1349830290|3282519 said:I think people who use their cell phones while driving are just as strong candidates for Darwin awards as this guy. Hands-free or not. The difference is that this guy's stupidity is so outside the norm that it seems easier to point and laugh.
minousbijoux|1349829173|3282505 said:iLander|1349823622|3282440 said:I vary, just all by myself.![]()
...and this is why we love you
ETA: but not cockroaches
aljdewey|1349828764|3282498 said:Yanno, that Chuck Darwin was *really* a super-bright guy, wasn't he?
Thousands of years later, his observations have lost *none* of their relevance.
Circe|1349834781|3282562 said:That said, thank you, iLander, for the image of the coroner who is going to be trying to figure this one out. I am torn between "yikes" and "yuck."
iLander|1349823622|3282440 said:My politically incorrect responses are (in random order):
Apparently natural selection really does work.
I think this is the person we have all those damn warnings on the plastic bags for.
Thankfully, people like this are a self-limiting problem.
This guy is a sure-fire winner for the Darwin awards.
Then my twisted wonderings; do you think he took the legs off the roaches first, or did they kind of scrape down his throat? Wouldn't they get caught in his teeth? Wouldn't you hate to be the coroner that had to cut that guy open?
I vary, just all by myself.![]()
iLander|1349836225|3282580 said:aljdewey|1349828764|3282498 said:Yanno, that Chuck Darwin was *really* a super-bright guy, wasn't he?
Thousands of years later, his observations have lost *none* of their relevance.
Actually, I was referring specifically to the actual Darwin Awards, as noted in Wikepedia: The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions circa 1985. They recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization due to their own (unnecessarily foolish) actions. The project became more formalized with the creation of a website in 1993, and followed up by a series of books starting in 2000, authored by Wendy Northcutt. The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."
Every year, the presenters of the award manage to come out with a new list, because apparently there is no shortage of recipients.![]()
Ditto.Haven|1349827155|3282475 said:I think it's a sad tragedy.
part gypsy|1349886823|3282780 said:remember, we are not supposed to talk about religon in this section...
kenny|1350006248|3283618 said:I think some people perceive the science of evolution, Darwinism, as little more than a competing religious perspective.
aljdewey|1350007122|3283625 said:kenny|1350006248|3283618 said:I think some people perceive the science of evolution, Darwinism, as little more than a competing religious perspective.
Some people think the sky is purple, too - doesn't make them right, and doesn't make it so.
It's about science. It's about the instinct of a species to preserve itself by selecting the best specimens from the species. It had no religious origins or intents. The fact that some people cannot separate it from religion doesn't make it a "religious" discussion.![]()