It''s time for the Ugly Christmas Ornament Competition Thread...

[KimberlyH]

Hi All,

It''s that time of year again, I need the ugliest ornament for my family Ugly Ornament Competition. I would prefer not to spend more than $10. Show me what you''ve got!

K

 

[neatfreak]

4 for $10 here! Not sure if it''s ugly enough though...Oriental Trading Company

 

[joflier]

These are from pottery barn. The turtle is kinda cute - but that middle one - the grasshopper is creepy ugly!

 

[Skippy123]

I still think this taco is ugly

http://www.bronners.com/1122728.html
PB&J http://www.bronners.com/1126162.html
or this peanut http://www.bronners.com/1005377.html

Glad to see this thread, KIMI!!

too bad this guy is too expensive; he is ugly.

 

[neatfreak]

Date: 12/2/2008 10:49:38 PM
Author: Skippy123
I still think this taco is ugly

http://www.bronners.com/1122728.html

PB&J http://www.bronners.com/1126162.html

or this peanut http://www.bronners.com/1005377.html



Glad to see this thread, KIMI!!

too bad this guy is too expensive; he is ugly.

Ohhh those are good Skippy!

 

[KimberlyH]

He is ugly, Skip, I am too lazy to click on the link tonight, how much is he? I remember him from last year, he makes me laugh.

Keep ''em coming guys. This thread always cracks me up, it makes my family tradition even more amusing.

 

[Skippy123]

Date: 12/2/2008 10:27:23 PM
Author: neatfreak
4 for $10 here! Not sure if it's ugly enough though...Oriental Trading Company

These are too funny Neatfreak! hehe

Joflier, those are cute except the grasshopper


This is an UGLY flying Pig but $20

but UGLYYYYYYYY http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?source=related&itemId=17348

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 12/2/2008 10:27:23 PM
Author: neatfreak
4 for $10 here! Not sure if it''s ugly enough though...Oriental Trading Company

I dig those guys, neat, and I think we have some on our tree already, for real. They''re too parrothead-ish to be considered ugly in my fam, but thanks for finding them.

 

[KimberlyH]

jo, I actually think they''re all sorta pretty, but not ornamental at all! I want the frog for my own tree. The grasshopper could be creepy though.

 

[somethingshiny]

Wormy
Ugly troll
Redneck ugly
Velvet and plastic ugly

 

[joflier]

How bout a Christmas cigar?

http://www.christmasmouse.com/425062.html

 

[luckystar112]

YES!!!

due to the spending limit i can''t break them all out, but here are a few around that price range

flying pig
http://www.diamondsofthesea.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=115

fishing crocodile
http://www.diamondsofthesea.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3

femail alligator
http://www.diamondsofthesea.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2

vintage clown
http://www.rubylane.com/shops/kaleidoscope/item/2948

another
http://www.rubylane.com/shops/kaleidoscope/item/2947

santa claws
http://store.oysterhousestore.com/saclor.html

tobacco barn
http://www.thompsoncrafts.com/servlet/the-5853/MAIL-POUCH-TOBACCO-BARN/Detail

reindeer poop happens?
http://www.wrapables.com/jsp/ProductDetail.jsp?ProductCode=A55615

ornaments made of REAL reindeer poop being sold at a zoo.
http://www.winnipegsun.com/News/World/2008/11/28/7567726.html

more poop.....fake and frosted
http://wrinkydinkspetgifts.stores.yahoo.net/pooryudo.html

redneck baby
http://shop.christmascentral.com/items/item.aspx?itemid=5739014

lucky vomit?
http://www.cafepress.com/bootsiepop.94489108

clown
http://cgi.ebay.com/HANDCRAFTED-CHRISTMAS-ORNAMENT-BEADS-SEQUINS-CLOWN_W0QQitemZ200283504679QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item200283504679&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1199%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

 

[arjunajane]

Awesome, I was just looking for somewhere to post these - sorry they don't actually match the topic really, I just though they're the cutest!
they're from an ETSY vendor, I would so buy them if I didn't think it a waste, lol..

 

[TravelingGal]

Ooh ooh yay!

OK....here''s my first pass at this...

"Dog Ate Santa Ugly Christmas Ornament (Round)
It doesn''t get any uglier than this, a pile of bones where Santa used to be and a mean looking dog wearing his hat. Ugly ornament winner for sure."

$9.99 at http://www.cafepress.com/myholidaystore.149507762

 

[TravelingGal]

An entire selection of ugly ornaments (including the one above) can be found at

http://www.cafepress.com/myholidaystore/3274061

There is a christmas tree invaded by ants that was too disgusting to post here, that I think would be a good contender.

 

[TravelingGal]

OK, this is what happens to the winner of the ugly ornament contest by jealous contestants in Kimberly''s family.

(it''s $40 but I had to post it because it''s so freakin creepy.)

http://www.strangedolls.net/dollprofiles/ornaments06-accident4.html

 

[TravelingGal]

Santa Tootin Tushie for $7.95 - It farts. You can get the accompanying reindeer tootin tushie as well.

http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/santa-reindeer-tootintush.htm

 

[TravelingGal]

Now this one is TRULY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!

($8 at http://christmas-ornaments.speakupdesigns.com/buy/irregulargoods.14150238)

 

[TravelingGal]

But that last one is not NEARLY as SCARY as this one!

(and it costs more! 9.99 at http://christmas-ornaments.speakupdesigns.com/buy/shoptheright.14275978 )

 

[TravelingGal]

OK, I really thought I''d have a tough time beating the one above, but here you go.

The Flypaper Christmas ornament, complete with flies. As they say, "Fleas Navidad".

And for the BARGAIN PRICE OF $3.99!!!

http://www.slycraft.com/FlyPaperOrnament.htm

 

[TravelingGal]

a close up of the flies.

 

[Lorelei]

* rubs hands*

 

[Lorelei]

 

[Lorelei]

 

[Lorelei]

And because no Ugly Christmas Ornament thread would be complete without this guy.....would it Kimmy....????

 

[Lorelei]

And I am done.....for now.....Hehehe!!

Nice work all!

 

[EricaR]

I love this thread!

 

[FrekeChild]

OMG. I''m going to have nightmares.

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 12/3/2008 1:52:48 AM
Author: TravelingGal
OK, this is what happens to the winner of the ugly ornament contest by jealous contestants in Kimberly''s family.

(it''s $40 but I had to post it because it''s so freakin creepy.)

http://www.strangedolls.net/dollprofiles/ornaments06-accident4.html

Tgal, this one is hideous.....LOL!!!

 

[oobiecoo]

Omg... I vote for the flypaper one! Or the farting Santa(with accompanying reindeer, of course!).