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Asschman

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I would just like to give a shout-out to White Diamonds, wherever she is, for her amazing run on these boards in early-to-mid 2004. In doing some search of the PScope archives I came across one of her posts and was instantly captivated by her unique vernacular and dogged insistence on ignoring all the information presented to her.

I am sad that she is no longer posting here, but to all of ya''''ll who attempted to educate her and patiently (and not so patiently) responded to her requests for ICY WHITE DIAMONDS I am deeply indebted. That whole saga has kept me laughing non-stop for the past hour.

Maybe she will see this post and rise to the surface, like the proverbial fish taking the bait. Sigh. I can only hope.

Yours,

Asschman
 
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Yiks, man !

"unique vernacular and dogged insistence on ignoring all the information presented" -- some bait !
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I still have the scars from banging my forehead with the keyboard in frustration when dealing with her.
The blood killed my second favorite keyboard.
 
Can''t find her! I wanna see!!
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You''re too funny!
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She really was something, wasn''t she?
 
Remember how she wanted us to post our pictures of our D, F and G diamonds all together for her? Not on the same thread...but in the same photo! Like we all had them sitting around waiting to be photographed.
 
OH MY GOD!!!
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I saw only the title of the thread as I was scrolling down the PS main page and felt the hand of cold diamond fear clutching my heart....NO SAY IT IS NOT SO!!!! No one else says ICY WHITE DIAMONDS but....

Then I read the thread and instantly felt at ease...no WD had not resurfaced...it was only Asschman giving us a Monday giggle.
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WD was no fun for me...she didn't even like to verbally spar or even argue her points. For a PhD like her?
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No fun!

Now give me back the likes of 'jlim' anyday...mmmm Tiffany and D IF!!! Oh the good old days!
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Oh my goodness gracious...usually don''t use that expression, but this one called for the big guns. This post peaked my interest, so I went back and looked up wd''s posts (i hadn''t yet discovered ps when she was around.) all i can say is...girls, i feel so sorry for those of you who had this mispleaure of dealing with this "situation." It would have been more effective talking to a wall

***will say that i agree with asschman though...i LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
HAHA, i searched... and
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i commend you guys for your patience
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wd was before my time, but after reading those posts, i am certain she has posted recently under a different nom de plume.....maybe even a couple!
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I think a little part of me died inside everytime I read a redundant post containing gibberish. It was almost like she typed with her computer screen off so she couldn''t see the answers to her questions.
 
Thanks for a good laugh!!!
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This was all before my time, but I''d actually happened upon one of her posts through archive searches for something else. At first, I thought everyone was being really randomly mean to some poor uneducated newbie, because I jumped into her 2nd or 3rd redundant, ridiculous post and people were already putting their foot down a little bit. That''s why I looked up all of hers to get the back story because there obviously was one, and so the saga began. I have so much fun trying to imagine who these people are, and if they''re serious.

Like Mara, and even though I wasn''t reading the boards when she was actually posting, when I saw the subject line of this one, I tensed up and thought she was back!

I''ll have to go back and read them again here for amusement now...

Good stuff!
 
Yikes. I wonder if she really had a potential fiance/fiance. Poor man.
 
HI:

I dunno, maybe she was just color blind.
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cheers--Sharon
 
Why oh why did I click on those links you posted, Mara?

I''m shaking here. My blood pressure has gone up and I''ve got a nervous twitch in my right eye.
 
The all caps thing is what gets to me - even if no one has explicitly told you this, isn''t it just kind of common sense that writing in all caps is rude and comes off as if you''re yelling at the reader? It just looks so jarring and unpleasant. And then, several people asked her to stop, and she only stopped selectively. That cracks me up.

The polls are classic. I like that no one responded to the pear shape poll. I think that was the best tactic of all.
 
Poll:
Question: PEARS: IN OR OUT, FEELINGS -TAKE MY POLL!


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I know someone who bought a PEAR just because it looks bigger than a round.
I think a round diamond looks more expensive than the pears.
I think pears are from the '80's and would prefer a round over one.
I would like a pear if it didn't have bow ties in it.
More than one jeweler told me that pears were out of fashion and rounds are classic, hence pear prices are less.



LOLOL! Let me see...Where is the option of "My sister had one in the 80s and I kind of liked it but now I think maybe I should not get one because she ended up cheating on her husband with the mailman and what if she had gone with the marquise instead like her faithful husband wanted?"
 
How do I get into the archives? I need to read some madness!!!
 
LOL Asschman!
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I remember those days of having to sit on my hands to keep from replying to some of those threads.
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Just don''t go there, I had to keep telling myself.

Great Monday giggle, after a brief scare seeing the title of this thread!
 
asschman, your comment about typing with the monitor off was sooooooo spot on...i think i even told her a time or two to ''clean out the wax''.

my favorite part about WD was that her avatar NEVER worked. guess that phd didn''t come with avatar training.
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The worst of it was the private messages I think I deleted an entire page of messages from her.
ugh feeling urge to break something!!!
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ohhhhhh man, this thread is tooooooo funny. i had no idea it was possible for someone to be that clueless on a continual basis. i am really sorry that you guys had to deal with that nutter, but it sure did make for some funny reading!!!
 
it''s like a song you can''t get out of your head...... everytime i see "diamond" or "white" it automatically turns into ICY WHITE DIAMONDS
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Date: 3/14/2005 6:16:11 PM
Author: Patty
Poll:

Question: PEARS: IN OR OUT, FEELINGS -TAKE MY POLL!




Answers

I know someone who bought a PEAR just because it looks bigger than a round.

I think a round diamond looks more expensive than the pears.

I think pears are from the ''80''s and would prefer a round over one.

I would like a pear if it didn''t have bow ties in it.

More than one jeweler told me that pears were out of fashion and rounds are classic, hence pear prices are less.





LOLOL! Let me see...Where is the option of ''My sister had one in the 80s and I kind of liked it but now I think maybe I should not get one because she ended up cheating on her husband with the mailman and what if she had gone with the marquise instead like her faithful husband wanted?''
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Ahh, Patty. The good old days!
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Date: 3/14/2005 6:21:53 PM
Author: Asschman
I also really liked her post here, where some poster is sharing her new ring in the STMR folder. As you scroll through the comments you see a lot of congratulatory notes until you get to the tactless wonder, who asks:

How much did that cost? And how did you pay for it?

https://www.pricescope.com/community/threads/tiffany-lucida-3ct-ering-10th-anniv.16057/

Uh, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
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this girl seriously has a pragmatic deficit...."hi, would you please post a .86, .98, 1.024, 1.135, 1.26, 1.303, 1.45, 1.56, 1.58, 1.69 and 1.85ct diamond all lined up next to each other resting on a greenish blue background--all numbers ending in even integers should be F color and above, odd integers G and below....the first and every other diamond should be SI1 and the remaining should be SI2. And if you could place them next to your faberge eggs so that I can get an idea of how much they sparkle in comparison. Thanks, I'm going to sit here and stick my thumb up my butt until you do so...oh, and don't forget to include in your post how much money you make a year, how often you make love to your spouse, what STD's you have, and how many bowel movements you have in a week."
 
Alright folks, its too late to be at work on the East Coast, so I am signing off. I would love to see this thread continue tomorrow, and maybe we can track down White Diamonds herself to find out how everything turned out.

In the meantime, KEEP SPORTING YOUR ICY WHITE DIAMONDS!!

Asschman
 
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