how come my phone always ring when...

[Dancing Fire]

i'm in the bathroom? ...

 

[iLander]

It's the law, that's why.

Same reason it rains when you have new shoes.

Same reason children don't want to hug you unless they are filthy.

Same reason the dog licks you right after it's eaten a lizard.

Same reason the hallway light bulb burns out right after you've seen a scary movie.

It's the law.

Hey, I don't MAKE the rules . . .

 

[manderz]

Same reason delivery people come when you're in the bathroom.

 

[Maisie]

It's the law, that's why.

Same reason it rains when you have new shoes.

Same reason children don't want to hug you unless they are filthy.

Same reason the dog licks you right after it's eaten a lizard.

Same reason the hallway light bulb burns out right after you've seen a scary movie.

It's the law.

Hey, I don't MAKE the rules . . .

I love reading your posts iLander!

 

[Miss Sparkly]

Maybe it's the only time you notice it

 

[Steel]

You see a problem, I see an opportunity:
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Look honey, no hands!

 

[bee*]

You see a problem, I see an opportunity:

LOL Steal!!! Brilliant!!

 

[soocool]

You see a problem, I see an opportunity:

LOL Steal!!! Brilliant!!

Ditto! Did anyone watch Big Bang Theory last night? Wolowitz was wearing the Stadium Pal!

The Stadium Pal is quit simple. It consists of 3 basic components.

1.The Male External Catheter. The external catheter is worn just like a condom. It is latex free, and made of silicone so there is no chance of a latex infection. It is lined with adhesive much like a band aid. When worn properly the male external will not leak or come off. Since every man is different the male externals come in 5 different sizes. And yes in this particular case size is important, but all one needs to do is to print out the SIZING GUIDE, cut out the half moons, and there is no guessing. This is a girth measurement, and has nothing to do with length.
If you need extra male external catheters you can order more from our catheters page. CLICK HERE

FYI Stadium Pal Kits contain the Freedom Clear Male External Catheter

2.The 18” tubing connects to the External catheter, and to the collection bag. It is designed to be “cut to fit”. In most cases a few inches of tubing will need to be taken off. This is a good idea. It prevents kinks, which could interrupt the flow or urine into the collection bag.


3.The Collection Bag is the final item. The Stadium Pal comes with a 1000ml collection bag. That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. This prevents any back flow. So once urine enters the bag, the only way for it to go out is through the T-Tap valve at the bottom of the bag. Latex-Free Velcro® straps are also provided, and again designed to be cut to fit. Some men prefer a wider strap for greater comfort, we offer the Comfort, and Delux straps, but the ones provided do the job.

 

[MonkeyPie]

You see a problem, I see an opportunity:

LOL Steal!!! Brilliant!!

Ditto! Did anyone watch Big Bang Theory last night? Wolowitz was wearing the Stadium Pal!

The Stadium Pal is quit simple. It consists of 3 basic components.

1.The Male External Catheter. The external catheter is worn just like a condom. It is latex free, and made of silicone so there is no chance of a latex infection. It is lined with adhesive much like a band aid. When worn properly the male external will not leak or come off. Since every man is different the male externals come in 5 different sizes. And yes in this particular case size is important, but all one needs to do is to print out the SIZING GUIDE, cut out the half moons, and there is no guessing. This is a girth measurement, and has nothing to do with length.
If you need extra male external catheters you can order more from our catheters page. CLICK HERE

FYI Stadium Pal Kits contain the Freedom Clear Male External Catheter

2.The 18” tubing connects to the External catheter, and to the collection bag. It is designed to be “cut to fit”. In most cases a few inches of tubing will need to be taken off. This is a good idea. It prevents kinks, which could interrupt the flow or urine into the collection bag.


3.The Collection Bag is the final item. The Stadium Pal comes with a 1000ml collection bag. That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. This prevents any back flow. So once urine enters the bag, the only way for it to go out is through the T-Tap valve at the bottom of the bag. Latex-Free Velcro® straps are also provided, and again designed to be cut to fit. Some men prefer a wider strap for greater comfort, we offer the Comfort, and Delux straps, but the ones provided do the job.

...that's just weird.

 

[Dancing Fire]

You see a problem, I see an opportunity:

Look honey, no hands!

steal
since you use em...are they comfortable??...

 

[Steel]

You see a problem, I see an opportunity:

Look honey, no hands!

steal
since you use em...are they comfortable??...

Take your adult wearing a diaper fetish elsewhere, anyway, what makes you think I wear underwear?

 

[Rockdiamond]

Really????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlN21ebeak

 

[that_someone_special]

My hotel room in vegas had a phone right next to the toilet....

I thought about what in the heck would be SO important that I couldn't finish and then use the phone.

But ah ha! If i ever had to lock myself in the bathroom because charlie sheen was going nuts, it would come in handy.

 

[jaysonsmom]

This thread totaly reminds me of one of David Sedaris's books where he mentioned that no one should talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet, and then his sister says she does it while she's on the phone with him....doesn't he remember hearing her "Straining" to get a jar open, than aah....released.