Google-Safe Terms for ... you know what

[kenny]

The Google age has become a headache for moderators.
Just posting certain words result in PS coming up in Google searches as a place for "unsavory" things.
This attracts folks who are looking for ... let's just say ... not diamonds.

What terms, preferably humorous, are you familiar with for "you know what"? ... terms that would not be in tittles for pRr0n videos.

Needless to say, keep your pearls family friendly or else this thread will vanish too.
I don't want this thread to become another headache for admin.

 

[kenny]

My former FIL called it Boing Boing.

 

[Matata]

the beast with two backs

 

[Ladygrey]

Business Time...... From this hilarious scene/song in Flight of the Conchords

 

[Matata]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/how-many-euphemisms-for-sex-do-you-know. My fav on this list is "take ole one eye to the optometrist"

 

[YadaYadaYada]

Quick story:

When I was dating my boyfriend way back in my late teens, he had a job at the hardware store. His parents at the time asked him to paint the basement, so whenever he was late for work because of......you know, he would tell them he was "painting the basement".

So, "painting the basement" seems innocent enough

 

[kenny]

From Matata's link, "Play with the box the kid came in". LOL

 

[smitcompton]

Hi,

This is rather fun. But I'm simple--The groovy stuff---

Annette

 

[Demon]

I've never done a poll before, and I tried to start one, but clearly I'm no good at it. We need a poll asking:

Do you like eating pie, or do you prefer another sweet treat, such as a cream filled twinkie?
If pie, do you like fruit or cream?
Do you want to eat the whole pie, or just have a nibble?
With or without whipped cream?
Ala mode?

 

[monarch64]

I've never done a poll before, and I tried to start one, but clearly I'm no good at it. We need a poll asking:

Do you like eating pie, or do you prefer another sweet treat, such as a cream filled twinkie?
If pie, do you like fruit or cream?
Do you want to eat the whole pie, or just have a nibble?
With or without whipped cream?
Ala mode?

We can't do pie here; it will confuse the elders. (When people start jumping all over each other in heated threads someone usually posts a pie pic and then the thread devolves into pics of desserts and it's all very silly and makes everyone realize they had their head up their butt.)

ETA: Elders includes me. Gulp.

 

[missy]

Making love

Doing the no pants dance

Roll in the hay

Getting frisky

Making whoopee


And one of my personal favorites that my DH and I like to use. Taking a nap.

 

[ItsMainelyYou]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/how-many-euphemisms-for-sex-do-you-know. My fav on this list is "take ole one eye to the optometrist"

Pfft, that list isn't legit. It doesn't even have laying pipe

 

[kenny]

And one of my personal favorites that my DH and I like to use. Taking a nap.

Excuse me ... let me 'fix' that for you ...

Taking an adult nap.

 

[PreRaphaelite]

In a serious suggestion, I’d offer the phrase “pearl necklace” as a term that is used for a particular act. This may be a trigger term that Google is confused by, and one that appears endlessly on PS. I wish I could suggest how the problem can be addressed, but I don’t know SEO. Good luck though!

 

[jaysonsmom]

horizontal polka,

doing the nasty,

play hide the sau...ge

 

[YadaYadaYada]

oh no, I hope "taking a nap" doesn't become mainstream. I love taking naps (of the regular variety) and if that becomes th new phrase every time I would tell DH I wanted to take a nap he would get his hopes up.

Sorry guy, not that kind of nap, please close the door behind you!

 

[Matata]

Pfft, that list isn't legit. It doesn't even have laying pipe

Lol, BINGO, #188 https://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/12/400-euphemisms-for-sexual-intercourse/

 

[ItsMainelyYou]

Lol, BINGO, #188 https://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/12/400-euphemisms-for-sexual-intercourse/

Hahahahahaaa, well all right then.

 

[HollyJane]

Knocking boots

 

[Austina]

Horizontal tango
Bonking
Getting down to business
and in the ‘old days’ a bit of how’s your father!

 

[missy]

oh no, I hope "taking a nap" doesn't become mainstream. I love taking naps (of the regular variety) and if that becomes th new phrase every time I would tell DH I wanted to take a nap he would get his hopes up.

Sorry guy, not that kind of nap, please close the door behind you!

As far as I know we came up with that code (let's take a nap to mean you know) and the way it goes is one of us says hey, wanna take a nap? So there is no mistaking it. I mean if you tell your DH you are taking a nap I think that's pretty clear. Greg and I don't take naps. Not naps where we sleep that is.

 

[missy]

Lol, BINGO, #188 https://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/12/400-euphemisms-for-sexual-intercourse/

I haven't heard of most of these.
That's a whole lotta ways to say it.

 

[YadaYadaYada]

As far as I know we came up with that code (let's take a nap to mean you know) and the way it goes is one of us says hey, wanna take a nap? So there is no mistaking it. I mean if you tell your DH you are taking a nap I think that's pretty clear. Greg and I don't take naps. Not naps where we sleep that is.

I was only kidding, just being sassy.

 

[missy]

I was only kidding, just being sassy.

Hey that could be another euphemism. Let's be sassy together.

 

[rainydaze]

Noodle

 

[Musia]

Lol, BINGO, #188 https://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/12/400-euphemisms-for-sexual-intercourse/

#212. Moving furniture!