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Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook..."

Dee*Jay

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I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody else does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: Two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

:lol:
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Ha Ha Ha :lol: :clap: :lol:
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Good one Dee Jay. :lol:
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

How funny :lol:

Sadly it doesn't work like FB IRL!
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

HI:

Lordy--TOO FUNNY! :lol:

cheers--Sharon
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Now that is funny!
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Love it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Ermagherd...!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

ROTFLMAssetsOff :lol:
 

CJ2008

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol:
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

I might have to share this on Facebook :lol: :
 

CJ2008

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Yes.

This is honestly too funny to remain just within PS.

Send it to Jimmy Fallon or one of those guys I'd bet they'd make a short skit out of it!
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

I'm glad people are enjoying this!

To be clear: I didn't make this up, I read it this morning on LinkedIn and laughed so hard that I wanted to spread the mirth!

Really, though, isn't it so true? I'm not on Facebook (I know -- the last person in the world who isn't... but I have a friend that this fits to a T. She posts when she walks her dog, what she has for lunch, when she works out, and so on and so on and so on. Most alarmingly she posts when we travel! :-o We're about to head to Asia for a few weeks and I am afraid she's going to come home to an empty house! While we're off buying silk and riding elephants thieves will be leisurely taking all the stuff out of her place...
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Dee*Jay|1473196282|4073827 said:
I'm not on Facebook (I know -- the last person in the world who isn't...
There are two.
You and me, go-friend! :wacko:
 

Dee*Jay

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kenny|1473196683|4073832 said:
Dee*Jay|1473196282|4073827 said:
I'm not on Facebook (I know -- the last person in the world who isn't...
There are two.
You and me, go-friend! :wacko:
Oh good -- at least we have each other! (Seriously Kenny, I think we really are the only two. Well, OK, there may be one goat farmer in Mongolia who hasn't joined yet, but he's thinking about it!)
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Laugh out loud funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for sharing!

I sometimes wonder how (and why) people find time to check email, FaceBook, twitter and whatever else is out there. Guess they don't know about PS. If they did, they'd have no time for all that other stuff. :))

P.S. Do I count as a non-FB person? I have a FB account but only login one a year, mutter about how confusing it is, then logout.
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

december-fire|1473197510|4073840 said:
Laugh out loud funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for sharing!

I sometimes wonder how (and why) people find time to check email, FaceBook, twitter and whatever else is out there. Guess they don't know about PS. If they did, they'd have no time for all that other stuff. :))

P.S. Do I count as a non-FB person? I have a FB account but only login one a year, mutter about how confusing it is, then logout.



this is also me!
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Love it!!
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

It is too funny and too true! Isn't it amazing how some folks think everyone wants to know EVERYTHING they do in a day? I just can't imagine running to a computer to post the most mundane details of my day to day life - most of it bores me so I can only imagine how near strangers would feel reading it. People need to get real - lol!!
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

:lol: :appl:

Good one Dee
 

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Re: Funny! "I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook

Dee Jay, this is very funny. Thanks for the good chuckle. :lol:

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